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Rhys thinks the odds are finally about to start changing in his favor. Timothy, meanwhile, finds himself caught in an intricate web of lies and magic woven into his very life. But is he just an innocent bystander he thinks himself to be because Rhys sure isn’t.
At the core of it, an evil and very…very handsome force ignites the machine that will send both of them into a head first crash with their destiny
Evil lesbians, magic shenanigans and devils that just won't stay buried 6 feet under, all in one, delicious pet project over a year in the making and counting
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Inspired by the lovely Ghost thanks to whom this idea has been living rent free in my head for days now and Fran raving on and on about cannibal Jack
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Rhys always had his suspicions, fear freezing the blood in his veins solid. Ever since a tear in his very soul oh so conveniently aligned with the death of Hyperion's CEO.
But he wasn't the only one, that much scrolling though the Handsome Jack's fan forums told him the next day. So he chalked it up to just bad timing on his unknown's soulmate's part.
With this inconvenience out of the way, he was ready to spread the wings of his newfound freedom.
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What would have happened if Jack never made it in time to kill Tassiter at the end of TPS? What if someone snatched that victory from him? Said someone being the least competent clutz in need of a PA to babysit him through the unexpected raise in ranks.
AKA a Reverse PA AU i might have mentioned in passing but never intended to write.
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When life practically shoves an invaluable bargaining chip the Empire has been gunning for straight into your hands, what do you do?
Well, for starters, you give it a nice fat cock to hang onto.
And that's how you know the Force is with you.
Handsome Jack, c.a. a long long time ago, in a Galaxy far away.Series
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Breaking your habits by regsregis
Fandom Borderlands (Video Games), Tales from the Borderlands - Fandom
15 Feb 2019
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Canon follow up AU, purely self indulgent, I'd say, start with part two read through top the end and then eventually go back to part 1 since its still under construction and it so happens that im struggling with it ;;;
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Sugar and Gold by regsregis
Fandom Borderlands (Video Games), Tales from the Borderlands - Fandom
03 Aug 2017
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"Jack was a pretty good guy (all the murdering people notwithstanding), and they trusted each other (didn’t they?), so he could maybe just look the other way while Rhys took care of this and then they’d never have to talk about it, right?
Right?
Right.
God, Rhys hopes he’s right."
In which Rhys is not right, but Handsome Jack still gives him everything he ever wanted. Sort of.
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17 Jul 2019
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> are you handsome jack?
> no duh.Two years, Rhys thinks, is long enough that it won't be crazy awkward.
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14 May 2019
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In five years since Jack's arise as the new master vampire, he had sent the Templars scattering to the wind, had enslaved half of humanity, and had all the wealth and comfort he could ever want. Beautiful thralls attending to his every need, going out and procuring blood for him to drink from their veins, stealing or creating the most exotic and fashionable outfits, building him castles that rivaled those of the greediest kings and queens in history, in both size and lavish decorations.
And Jack was bored.Rhys is just a thrall, but he's a thrall that has somehow retained his personality after the transformation process, and when Jack comes to visit the small castle that Rhys is stationed at, he finds that he's very quickly gotten the full attention of his master. He's not sure that he likes that.
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06 Jan 2019
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Jack, who is a simple programmer for Hyperion, gets contacted by a group of Pandorans to complete one simple task to receive a vault key: kill his boss and CEO of Hyperion, Handsome Rhys. However, Rhys finds out about his plans and puts a stop to them, forcing Jack to then take him to retrieve this vault key.
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03 Aug 2017
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Here at Hyperion, we believe in powerful principles. "Team work". "Unity". "Stronger together". This is why as the leading corporation in the galaxy, we are proud to introduce our latest contract requirement for every employee residing on Helios Station. As of next month, you will all be the LUCKY receptacles of the new Hyperion-issued Body Electronics.
Every employee will receive a state-of-the-art ECHO-eye implant allowing coworkers an access to the Hyperion network HIVE, always accessible and specific to each department, a shortcut guaranteed to diminish the workload while simultaneously increasing efficiency. They will also be provided with a neural port for a more secure than EVER individual storage system.
Please, be sure to acquire your new Hyperion-issued Body Electronics before the due date at any of the clinics available to you on the station. And welcome to a brand new world where working a desk job has NEVER been more FUN!
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27 Jun 2017