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Just then, the dvd finished reading, and the screen clicked on as it began playing.
And it was definitely not the opening scene for Bruce Almighty.
It was Eddie's bedroom, actually.
And Buck was there.
"—bootlegs...?" Eddie trailed off, his eyes glued to the screen. "I don't think this is—"
"Eddie, please tell me you didn't get this out of the lockbox." Buck said in a hurry, turning to face Eddie on the couch.
Okay. So Eddie may have messed up. But in his defense, it was labeled as movies. Sitting among nothing but other, normal movies. How was he supposed to know it wasn't just a movie??
OR
Eddie accidentally stumbles across Buck's sex tape collection, and discovers a few interesting things about his best friend.
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27 Jun 2026
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Lessons in Sleuthing and Seductions (Intentionally and Very Much Romantically) by shrimprangoon
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
15 Jun 2026
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Buck needs to know what’s in that box.
“Oh no. I know that face,” Eddie sighs. “You’re about to become weird about this, aren’t you?”
“Aren’t you curious about what’s in the box Eddie??”
“Not curious enough to get stabbed.”
Buck ponders the downsides of getting stabbed versus getting answers.
“Buck.”
“No, I know! I know!” he concedes. “I, Even Buck Buckley, promise not to get myself stabbed in the noble pursuit of knowledge.”
meanwhile...
Wife City 💅
Eddie: How do I get Buck to look at me disrespectfully?
Maddie: no
Or: the one where Buck is living in a mystery romcom while Eddie is stuck in horny jail hell.
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- Part 2 of Lessons in Dumbassery
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22 Jun 2026
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"What— what do you see?"
"I see," Eddie says, measured, careful, "someone who looks like he wanted somebody to see him like that."
Buck's whole body goes hot.
"And I'm trying to decide," Eddie continues, slower now, his breath heavier, "whether I'm allowed to be that somebody."
The hand on Buck's thigh has migrated upward. He notices it three seconds after it happens, his palm now resting flat against his own stomach where his shirt has rucked up, fingers splayed across the skin. The touch of his own hand on his own body in this context is sending a current up his spine that he is, evidently, helpless to stop.
"Eddie." Buck's voice cracks. "Are you— are you jerking off to my photo?"
The pause is brief but loaded, and when Eddie answers it’s barely recognizable, every word landing somewhere in the south of Buck's body with a measurable physical impact.
"You send me a picture like that, Buck. What am I supposed to do?"
Or,
Buck wins a boudoir photoshoot giveaway. Eddie reaps the benefits.Or,
Buck accidentally sends his nudes to Eddie.Bookmarked by renrose
21 Jun 2026
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“I get used to it, I guess. Kind of. After a while,” Eddie says. Then, very quietly, “I’m just, uh, sensitive.”
“Oh,” Buck says. Eddie's just sensitive. Eddie, his best friend, who he has now seen when he comes. Who comes in under a minute if he isn’t getting some on the regs. This is – this is – interesting.
Love and premature ejaculation.
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20 Jun 2026
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Eddie keeps forgetting that he has a girlfriend. Or that Buck has a boyfriend.
a.k.a:
Chimney's bachelor party, as told in two parts.
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26 May 2026