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Butcher would rather die than accept that Homelander is his soulmate, and he's determined to take the supe cunt with him into the grave.
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- Part 2 of The Boys - Soulmates AU
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Grace stumbles back with a sickening splash, gagging in his space suit as he stares down at the lifeless man below him.
There isn't an inch of him that isn't covered in blood. It's in his hair, soaked into his clothes, coating his skin as he lies unmoving in the horrifying puddle of ichor and gore. Logically, there is absolutely no way that this man is still alive.
“Nope, no, that guy is dead,” Grace says bluntly, stilted from the dry heaving he's trying to force back. “That guy is so very, very dead–”
“Heartbeat detected,” Rocky counters. “Faint, but there. Alive.”
Grace stares down at the man for a moment longer, the stranger in a blood-filled submarine drifting through space. Everything about this screams bad idea.
“We help, question?”
Grace sighs. “We help, statement.”Grace and Rocky find a submarine drifting through space, and Simon finds the home he never knew he needed.
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Steve scoffs. “Hargrove– we’re not friends. We barely tolerate each other. Why the fuck would you want to hang out with me willingly?”
For a moment, Billy says nothing, and Steve just stares at him in exasperated confusion. Finally, Billy says, “Believe it or not, Harrington, sometimes I like the quiet, too.”
And… Steve can kind of understand that. Being the party king is a lot. Living in Hawkins is a lot. “Yeah, okay. I get it.”Or, how Steve and Billy become ride-or-die best friends (who sometimes jerk off together and kinda fall in love.)
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Surprisingly, Flambae doesn’t mind the newest dispatcher for Z-Team. Robert is a snarky asshole normie, but he’s smart as shit, actually seems invested in the job, and is all too willing to flirt back whenever Flambae can’t keep his mouth shut.
Meanwhile Flambae’s arch nemesis, the infamous villain Mecha-Man with his wet freak sidekick, continues to make his life a living hell.
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To call Robert's new situation with Flambae ‘complicated’ would be a drastic understatement.
Robert cut his fucking fingers off. Flambae tried to burn him to death after a bar fight. They aren’t good for each other, barely even like each other, and there’s no way it’s going to end well.
But when the sex is this fucking good, Robert is having trouble listening to the logic.
Or, the one where they become fuckbuddies and catch feelings.
(Everyone pretend to be shocked.)
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Spideypool 5+1 by ret_wat
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
01 Jul 2023
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“What happens if we never get out of here?” Niall asks.
“I’m going to off us both at least twelve more times,” Ruben tells him, just to make him laugh.
Niall does laugh, rolling his eyes. “Fuck you,” he says, smacking Ruben on the arm. “I’m not worth at least thirteen murder-suicides?”
“Maybe if you’re lucky,” Ruben says.
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25 Jun 2026
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He’s drowning himself in all of this at once, torn between his feelings, between fear and longing, between desire and dread. Caught between Ruben and his own self.
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11 Jun 2026
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“Say it.”
Like a good trainer, Niall knows when he’s asking too much from a puppy. He doubts Ruben will ever be able to articulate this need in him for a long time. Maybe it’ll be easier this way. If only Niall knows it exists, no one else can fill that void in him. He’ll be Ruben’s one and only. Girls come and go, vapid and preening, but Ruben will only ever have one brother.
“I need you.”
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Niall trains Ruben like a dog.Bookmarked by ret_wat
06 Jun 2026
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Ruben looks like the end of the world. Niall can't stop loving him.
Canon-divergent: they both survived the barn scene.
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- Part 3 of Grab a hold of me and fight me ❤️
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06 Jun 2026
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Niall dies in the barn. And then he awakes in the past inside the body of his fifteen year old self.
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- Part 6 of Author's Favorites
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06 Jun 2026