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Strawberries & Cigarettes by rhy_breads
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
07 Jul 2026
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“Don’t you think that you should be more focused on making a good impression during your first month at work?”
She hated that he’s right. Curse him. But she desperately needed this job after that disastrous ‘dropping out of university without telling anyone’ stunt she had pulled on her family, so she had to keep her tongue in check and leave her brattiness at her doorstep.
“Maybe…,” she whispered.
There was a pause just enough for He Xuan to roll his eyes and groan under his breath. It was interrupted by the familiar opening of a popular kid’s show Xinxin was very fond of.
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tl;dr: A single parent/nanny beefleaf au that's a little more dramatic than it should be -
Never Slow Down by rhy_breads
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
23 Mar 2026
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“You didn't get me beer?” she said over his shoulder, brows furrowed.
“Not with those cramps. Drink the juice.”
Qingxuan huffed and placed her hands on her hips. “Then you better be prepared. If you think I’m insufferable on a normal day just wait until the period hormones have actually kicked in.”
“Gee, I’m so scared,” he replied flatly.
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basically malewife hx dealing w his gf's periodSeries
- Part 11 of Beefleaf oneshots
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“Canoodling? I think we’re way past childish terms if you’re gonna run with the narrative that I had sex in a public restroom. It’s not nearly as eye-catching, don't you think?”
Just what in god’s name is this girl doing? In a span of five minutes, in front of the entire world, He Xuan’s hard work of keeping her name out of the issue had all but been thrown out the window. He gripped the leather seat tightly as she went down the line of reporters, answering every question, not sparing any details of their ‘scandalous affair.’
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or the one where actor!hx and model!sqx were caught in a public restroom and it spiraled into an even bigger scandalSeries
- Part 10 of Beefleaf oneshots
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“I told you to get her spayed but you didn't listen,” Ling Wen groaned, crossing her arms over her chest.
“Female cats should at least have one litter before they get spayed, Noble Jie.”
Shi Wudu buried his head in his hands. “Are cat abortions a thing?”
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Aka: the one where shi wudu's expensive cat, shi qingxuan, accidentally got pregnant by a street stray and he is left to deal with the aftermathSeries
- Part 9 of Beefleaf oneshots
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What did a seven year old know about eternal love? What did she know about commitment? What did he?
Nothing.
That was precisely it. He didn't know what he said. She didn't know what she agreed to. They were children, just living moment to moment with absolutely no concept of time and the future that awaited them. They believed everything adults said without question. They couldn't even grasp the depth of their native language, let alone the complexities of marriage.
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What if you realized a little too late that the promise you've already broken was the very thing you needed to feel whole? What if the nuisance of your childhood/teenage years turned out to be your adult self's greatest comfort? What if?
A childhood friends to lovers beefleaf fic loosely inspired by Flipped but with more angst and sort of a coming of age as well (i tried)
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Beefleaf oneshots by rhy_breads
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Mar 2026
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