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When Goro opens his eyes, the first thing he thinks is: fuck. Because the fact that he’s opened his eyes at all means that he’s failed. God, what a cruel joke. It’s just his luck that he’s somehow managed to die thrice in less than a year and survive all three times.
The second thing he thinks is: why the hell is Niijima Sae here?
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“It’s not that deep though,” said Akira, in direct contradiction to everything he’d just confessed. He lowered his leg and crossed his legs in the specific way that told Goro he was sporting a boner and trying to hide it. “I just think it would be really hot to try doing that with you.”
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“You took care of my wounds, too,” said Akira softly. “That day in Kichijoji. If you really didn’t give a shit about me, then you would’ve pretended not to notice. Every injury, every scar on my body before our final fight… they all would’ve made me easier to beat, but you still helped me.”
“I didn’t want anybody else to kill you before I could,” said Akechi.
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- Part 2 of hold me tight or don't
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This part of the roleplay was for Akira’s benefit. No—everything they did today was for Akechi’s benefit. He wanted it to come across to Akira as though he wasn’t used to this.
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It took Akechi a total of two and a half seconds to diagnose precisely what was wrong.
“You’re hurt,” he said. There was a wrinkle in his brow, a tightness to his jaw. That singular emotion seemed more genuine than any expression he had ever shown on any live broadcast.
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- Part 1 of hold me tight or don't
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brevity is the soul of wit by rire
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
17 Dec 2024
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A collection of drabbles, short fics, sensory prompts, etc. under 1k words.
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the poetry of alhaitham and kaveh by alhaitham (rire), kaveh (rire)
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
31 Jul 2024
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@joshjeonhong
I met my husband on r/Cigarettes in 2011. We were making fun of everyone there— among the first to do so. We moved to MSN and I hacked his account: he loved a freaky hacker chick. I went to visit him in the sexy part of Canada in 2012: he fucked on this freaky hacker chick bodyy
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04 Jul 2026
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Goro thought he knew what he and Joker were—they were rivals. They pushed each other, they balanced each other, they fought in battles of the mind, the body, for their morals and ideals. Thesis and antithesis. They were like Robin Hood and the Sheriff. Bond and Blofeld. Holmes and Moriarty.
But James Moriarty never wanted to fuck Sherlock Holmes.
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21 May 2026
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Goro half-expected Akira to kiss as if he were still donning Joker’s mask, fierce and overpowering, not giving his opponent a chance to breathe. Instead, he lets his sentimentality lead, guiding the kiss into something slow and sweet. He’s even smiling against it, his fingers clutching tightly in the fabric of Goro’s shirt.
Frustratingly, he only breaks the kiss when Goro tries to deepen it himself. He tries to follow Akira’s lips as they pull away, stopped only when both of Akira’s hands move to cup his face instead.
“What is it now,” Goro grumbles.
“I love you,” Akira says.
or; Akira won't let Goro spend his final night alone, and Goro struggles with the weight of being loved.
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12 May 2026
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Goro can't quite figure out why so many people keep acting like they're his friend. (Or: the one where the Phantom Thieves decide to know thy enemy, befriend thy enemy, love thy enemy, crush on thy enemy).
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12 May 2026
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“What the fuck is Shayden?” Ilya asks, nose deep in his phone. They’re sprawled across the couch, enjoying a lazy evening at the cottage.
Shane snorts, “I think it’s me and Hayden. Like our duo name.”
“You and Pike? Shane, they are saying you are in love with him.”/
In the Heated Rivalry Universe, Shayden is the most popular RPF ship. Ilya takes to his burner account to set the record straight.
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- Part 1 of Twitter menace Ilya Rozanov
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08 Apr 2026