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Set after the "Crown of Guts" good ending. Ther and Ronin celebrate Christmas the best way they can.
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“I’m not here to absolve you, Visi,” he breathed.
“....Courtney,” she corrected hesitantly. The name still felt too real to her – like she was giving away parts of herself every time he said it. Letting him hold her very identity in his hands. “Yeah, okay, smartass. Still. That was fucking stupid.”
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Robert, Courtney, and Mandy work through their issues after everything that went down at SDN. Post-canon. (They're all in love)
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standard communication by splice_of_life (be__crime)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
30 May 2026
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Normal people didn’t get assigned federal agents like they were new lab partners. Then again, normal people didn’t apply for “civilian emotional support liaison,” either.
The waiting area was nice, at least. Plenty of plants, hung and potted, with some of the usual posters you saw in a therapist’s office. Though, this was a government facilitated rehabilitation program for freshly (re)traumatized government agents. The more you thought about it, the more you were curious as to why you were chosen in the first place.
Your new job is simple: provide a calm, stable home for a federal agent on mandatory leave. Be a friendly face. Make sure he remembers to eat.
The agent in question is Leon S. Kennedy: tired, jumpy, and treating your potted fern like a security threat. Your plan to help him relax involves cozy couches, terrible movies, and a truly excessive amount of takeout. It's foolproof!
(Now, if only you could convince him that the toaster isn't a covert listening device, you might actually get somewhere.)
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11 Jul 2026
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“I thought I was dead and the only regret I had was leaving you.”
He watches tears well up in your eyes. Leon’s own hands shake against yours. He's terrified—fight or flight activating and he’s using every ounce of strength to keep his feet planted and his voice even, but he’s so overwhelmed with emotion that he still shakes like an old, beaten dog.
“I… I can't be without you—alive or dead, I need you.”
Or — Leon thinks he can get used to this, even if it's not perfect.
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- Part 2 of 'cause we will never be here again
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10 Jul 2026
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a song that only we can recognize by hun3ysuckl3
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
06 Mar 2026
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Leon S. Kennedy, ornery and stubborn and an enigma you long stopped trying to make sense of, never goes home after grueling missions. He comes to you—battered and bruised, with stitches coming out and blood dripping from his wounds, seeking… something. You still haven't figured out what; whether it's comfort, a small handful of little deaths before the morning light, or a gentler hand than his own to rub antiseptic into his cuts.
Whatever it is, you know he finds something in you that he cannot get anywhere else.
Or — in the aftermath of Spain, Leon comes to you.
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- Part 1 of 'cause we will never be here again
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10 Jul 2026
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When an incredibly delicate recon mission calls for equal parts finesse and fist fighting, the government pairs two of its most effective operatives: Leon S. Kennedy, the DSO’s unshakable golden boy, and you— the agency’s very own sweet-talking honeytrap.
As if the assignment isn't complicated enough, there's another catch: you must go undercover as a married couple.
OR: The highly unconventional story of how Leon meets his future wife. As unlucky as he's been so far, only a really lucky sap gets to marry the love of his life twice over.
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01 Jul 2026
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"Someone else stole him away a long time ago, but you managed to squeeze yourself between the chambers of his heart. Any way he cares for you, cherishes you, loves you—it’s enough. It’s enough. It has to be."
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Or: you’ve fallen in love with an unavailable, traumatized man, and you couldn’t stop if you tried.
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