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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Louis hasn't slept. There was an art preview, quite a few glasses of wine, a charcuterie board, and a cheese that made him question reality.
    He sets an alarm for eight on a Saturday for the first time in six years.

    At the market, someone else reaches for the last whole langres at the same moment he does.

    Harry is a food critic and completely unreasonable about honey. He also has a recipe, a method, strong opinions about a YouTube video Louis has saved, and apparently nowhere better to be than Louis's flat for the next several hours.

    It goes from there.

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    28 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    A failed marriage, a tragedy, the sea, and a family that believes in second chances.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Louis: tall is nice, it usually comes with… other proportional assets

    Harry’s cock gave a traitorous twitch against his thigh. The bluntness of it, the clinical yet deeply suggestive phrasing, sent a flush of heat across his skin. He swallowed heavily, his mouth dry.

    Harry: I’ve never had any complaints about the proportions.

    The typing bubble appeared and vanished several times, as if Louis was savoring the response, crafting his reply with deliberate care.

    Louis: When you’re hard, where does the tip hit? Your navel? Higher?

    Harry’s eyes dropped from the screen to his own body. Tentatively, he brought his hand to his waist, his fingers brushing his navel, then tracing an imaginary line upward. The mental image, combined with Louis’s cold, technical phrasing, was devastatingly arousing.

    You: Higher.

    He sent the single word, feeling exposed.

    Louis: That’s nice, babe. Lots for me to play with then? D’you think it will fit?

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    16 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    Louis has been in a relationship with Harry for two years.

    Harry has been sleeping with his friend Louis for two years and is absolutely not going to ruin it by saying something stupid like 'I love you'.

    One of them is wrong. One of them has had the anniversary in his calendar since the first time they slept together.

    This is mostly Harry's fault.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Busy picturing Harry’s stupid face on the stupid dummy, Louis goes through a series of kicks before returning to a low guard and cycling through punches. Harry’s still talking, gesturing with his hands as he rounds Louis, standing to his back. “You do a few butt-shaping exercises, tighten this up a little bit,” he smacks Louis’ arse and the omega freezes while Harry cheerfully continues, “you could pull this off.”

    “You know what?” Louis snaps, lifting on his tiptoes to get the leverage so he can wrap his arm around the alpha’s neck, forcing him to bend in half while Louis locks him in a chokehold. “Pull this off,” he snarls. They stagger over a few steps, Louis gritting his teeth as Harry tries to break free. “Is it because Payne hates me?” he complains, voice edging on an annoyed whine, “Or is it, like, an omega thing?”

    Too late, Louis realizes that Harry has got a grip on his leg and this time as he pulls against Louis’ hold, it loosens, the alpha lifting him in the air before slamming his back into the mat, breaking Louis’ grip completely. Harry kneels on the mat, hovering over him with a sneer, “Don’t kid yourself. Nobody thinks of you that way.”

    aka the Miss Congeniality ABO AU nobody asked for

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    01 Jun 2026