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YASSS this is kind of an alternative universe since alot of what i write is not lore accurate to the Phighting universe ir whateva. I just wanted cowgirl love I LOVE UOU SCYTHE PHIGHTING YAYY
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25 Oct 2025
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His hair is so long. Too long, the bubbling feeling of envy creeps up on you before you shove it down with the rest of your feelings. Not now.
As you part it to work in sections, you decide to fill the neverending stretch of silence that's fallen between you two. "Mm, have you considered pigtails?"
He gives you an unamused bit of silence. "1F YOU GIV3 ME PIGT4ILS, CONSIDER THE F4CT THAT I'LL K1LL YOU." The malice dripping from his tone is palpable.
You remain unphased. "Fact? You already tried doing that and failed." Despite your best attempts at remaining stone-faced, a small quirk to your lips makes itself prominent. "Once, twice–"
"Z1P IT."
Your fingers yank his hair on accident, causing him to hiss.
...Okay, saying it was on accident would be a lie. He doesn't have to know that though. He doesn't need to know jack shit.
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You haven't seen your favorite dumbass in a while. Obviously, this is something you must fix immediately!
(A coldness nips at your heart, mixes and stirs your thoughts– an icepick to the brain. The urge to leave, to avoid it all, is more alluring than anything else.)
[pt. 1 of "afraid to start (how can you lose?)"]
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- Part 2 of who up blocking they tales
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09 May 2025
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You, one of the many unfortunate survivors in this place, are bored of the constant routine in this hell. So, like anyone bold and uncaring for their safety, you begin a nightly routine of exploring the woods.
It just so happens you stumble upon 1x1x1x1 one day. From there, you begin to form a connection, and…?
(A self-indulgent slowburn fic about 1x. No use of y/n, reader is referred to with gender-neutral terms and they/them pronouns.
Updates every week or so.)
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- Part 1 of CoH and other 1x/reader fics
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14 Apr 2025
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Hunger is always a problem. Patience is but only a virtue. Slitting throats and eating until sick. Sinful Gluttony.
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13 Apr 2025
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As a side effect of a pact with Subspace, a dented, killer Biograft, abandoned on the streets of Crossroads, is beamed into becoming an Inphernal, it’s machine-past-life still weighing heavy beneath its new skin.
DJ Boombox witnesses the whole transformation and helps them out along with some hijinks on the way.
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03 Mar 2025