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    Bodies by

    Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    08 Jul 2026

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    Simon really, /really/ doesn’t want to ask about getting testosterone on Erid; Ryland is horrified he didn’t mention it earlier.

    Then there’s porn. Because fun, okay?

    And yes, the title is in uncreative, I didn’t know what to call it

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Too Late, Not Too Little by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

    09 Jul 2026

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    Grace has been a beta all his life. He liked being a beta! Omegas and alphas were annoying and extreme, they got in the way of everything!

    Simon kept proving his point over and over again. Alphas are annoying! And selfish! And! Uh, Bad! Capital B!

    Also, why is he burning up?

    OR

    Grace is a beta until Simon comes around.

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    11 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 34

    Given Grace by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026)  

    05 Jul 2026

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    Currently being brain rotted by Project Hail Mary and BloodyMary so…. Here, I guess.

    Simon doesn’t expect to be rescued; hell, he believes he’s already dead. He doesn’t even think he deserves to be rescued.

    But suddenly he’s being pulled from his bark resting place and rescued by two rocks and…. What seems to be a completely normal man.

    Note: because this fic includes sexual content, I feel the need to be very clear: yes, both characters are on the aro-ace SPECTRUM, but both feel sexual and romantic attraction to ONE ANOTHER; this is not to say that that is true of everyone on the aro-ace spectrum, for many if not most aroace people they will never experience attraction, which will not change when they “meet the right person” and this fic is NOT TO DISCREDIT THEIR SEXUALITIES!! these two specific characters, as I see and write them, experience attraction and desire for one another. For Grace, he has never experienced sexual attraction (nor true romantic attraction) prior to Simon, and for Simon, he is grey-aroace and has experienced attraction and desire briefly but infrequently before meeting Grace, at which point he begins experiencing both frequently specifically towards Grace.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Do I Wanna Know If This Feeling Goes Both Ways by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

    30 Jun 2026

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    Once I’m within range, I start hearing those sounds Rocky was talking about, little groans and hitches of breath. He’s trying to keep himself quiet, I can tell, another bad habit of his.

    Wait, there’s something else, too, a sort of faint squelching? Well, he’s either very vigorously washing his hand - but, no, I don’t hear the water running - or he’s-

    Suddenly, I hear what is very clearly a moan from the other side of the door, even if muffled.

    Oh.

    Oh my god.

     

    Or when Rocky hears Simon making some concerning sounds in the Hail Mary’s bathroom, he sends Grace to go check on him, and the man is met with quite the surprise.

    Title from Do I Wanna Know? by Artic Monkeys (but I’m specifically thinking of the Hozier cover y’know?)

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Let Me Touch the Real You by

    Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    06 Jul 2026

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    A gift for @/smol_ghosts on Twitter for the wonderful idea~❤️

    Ryland Grace had a problem.

    Well…ok, Ryland Grace had a lot of problems.
    Actually…let's not go there.
    Grace has a new problem (better…?).
    A new problem that had been slowly growing.

    And now new problem had grown so much it was driving him insane.

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    07 Jul 2026