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“The kids get their own cabin. Michael’s gonna babysit them. Us couples get their own couple cabins.” David said.
Wilson’s mouth twitched. “What do House and I get? The bachelor bunk bed?”
“Actually, since it was the only one available, you get the honeymoon cabin.” David held up the pamphlet. “I hope you don’t mind that I sped up the process. Hope you got a ring on you. I assume you always do.”or, House tags along for a holiday trip with the Wilsons and misundertandings lead to the family thinking the two are a couple
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21 May 2026
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House and Wilson navigate life at PPTH as a same sex couple. Shenanigans and stupid accidents with injuries and love happen. Pls read the tags!
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18 May 2026
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“Why are you so opposed to seeing your parents?”
“I have no intention of celebrating my dad for anything he’s accomplished.”
“It’s just a consolation prize.”
“Exactly, that makes it even more pathetic.”or, Wilson offers to drive House to his childhood home to celebrate his father's birthday and honorary rewarding for his achievements in the army, neither of which House cares particularly about. He discovers House has put him into a bit of a situation, until things get out of hand and he realizes the real reason why his friend didn't want to see his family.
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17 May 2026
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“I should’ve come over sooner. Maybe I would’ve changed my mind knowing my dad has been a homophobic asshole since, what? How long have you been together, the ’90s?”
The room froze. Forks stilled. Wilson went pale, panic flickering across his face. House, by contrast, leaned back in his chair with an amused smirk, clearly entertained by the assumption.or, when Wilson’s niece comes out, his defense spirals into pretending he’s in a relationship with House, complicating the family dynamics before his nephew’s wedding.
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16 May 2026
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“Wilson!” he calls, willing to concede if only to understand what the hell is going on. “You can stop now! You win!”
“Hm?” Wilson reappears in the doorway, knotting some hideously patterned tie. “If this is about the poker game I know you cheated on—”
“This prank,” House says, gesturing all around the apartment. “You got me, you don’t have to—”
But in the action of waving his hand around, his gaze catches on a shiny glint on his finger. He blinks at it. Once, twice. It can’t be.
He’s wearing a wedding ring.
Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Wilson place his hands on his hips, roll his eyes. There’s a similar band on his left hand, fourth finger—the designated marriage finger. The sight is not unfamiliar to House, what with Wilson’s endless stream of wives, but House has never seen a matching ring on his own hand. Certainly not one that matches Wilson’s.
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Or, where House wakes up in an alternate universe where he and Wilson are married.
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- Part 1 of The Multiverse of Houses
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05 May 2026