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Pickup Lines for the Soul by MustardSoup
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 May 2019
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Denki is twelve when he is flicking through the TV channels and lands on an old RomCom movie about soulmate marks – specifically the same type that he has.
“I can’t believe I’ve had to walk around with a cheap pickup line written on my ankle my entire life because of you!” The leading lady yells at the leading man as he stares at her in awe.
Denki laughs.
“Oh no.” His mother says, watching him.
“Oh no, indeed.” His sister repeats quietly.
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12 May 2026
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During his first date with James, Regulus feels brave enough to initiate a kiss.
His first ever kiss.
A kiss so brilliant and thrilling it quite literally steals his breath away.
Naturally, James realises something is wrong when his new boyfriend starts choking halfway through their first kiss, leading to him seeking out the one person who could possibly help: his best friend, and Regulus’ older brother, Sirius, who happens to have no idea they’re even dating.
[or, Regulus has an allergic reaction while kissing James, James freaks out, Sirius is furious, and Remus is tired.]
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02 Feb 2026
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They say that everybody who gets out of Azkaban comes out a little mad. After the war, Draco Malfoy spends three months in Azkaban. He just wants to go insane in peace, but Harry Potter finds that he, inexplicably, still can't leave Draco alone.
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30 Dec 2025
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On his way to a blind date, Remus meets a handsome stranger on the train and FOR SOME REASON takes a bite of a banana he's offered by said stranger.
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27 Dec 2025
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Regulus Black's Guide to Face Painting and Falling in Love by swampthingking
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Marauders
17 Oct 2023
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The thing about being a freelance artist is this; you take work where you can find it.
Unfortunately for Regulus, that means he’s found himself occupying the Halloween Fair from 12 to 5PM as the face painter.
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22 Nov 2025