sausaged
Fandoms
Recent works
-
a Cheater, i am not. a Lover, that i am. by sausaged
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Apr 2019
Tags
Summary
Draco's exhale was shaky. "It... It isn't like that," he begins, suddenly uncertain of himself.
Written for DTH Fest 2019.
-
Tags
Summary
Oikawa grins and Hajime is entranced by the whites of his teeth, illuminated by the dim lights of Las Vegas trickling in from a sliver of parted curtains. “We’re on vacation, Iwa-chan,” he repeats his words from this morning. “Live a little.”
-
Tags
Summary
You see, the thing with Malfoy is that... he like reptiles. So, in order for Harry to catch a shred Draco's attention at all, is for him to also like reptiles.
... Right?
Written for DTH fest 2018.
-
Tags
Summary
"Sir, are you flirting with me?"
Hajime raises an eyebrow before reaching for his wallet. "Well, I might be, depending on your answer."
Iwaizumi visits a cafe.
-
Ronald Weasley, the Great Poet: Simple Man, Friend of Harry, Tolerator of Malfoy by sausaged
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Apr 2017
Tags
Summary
Ron Weasley is a simple man.
He just wants to breeze by his last year at Hogwarts and graduate without much fanfare. But in order to do that, he must dutifully completely all his assignments and pass his NEWTS which... isn't the biggest problem. The biggest problem is, where is he going to find ideas for this class he's obviously taking not because Hermione?
written for DTH Fest 2017.
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
“The time you spend with my younger self, of course.” Voldemort sighed as though genuinely troubled, wearing the look of a dissatisfied spouse. “You are with another man all day, at all hours. You cannot expect me to take that well.”
“That other man is you,” Harry said incredulously.
“Incorrect. I am no longer the brat he presently is. I am myself.”
All these differences, and only one thing they have in common—they cannot stand each other.
Or: The Horcruxes and their bride.
Series
- Part 1 of Blood Of The Faithful
Bookmarked by sausaged
16 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Companion piece to “nastily exhausting wizarding tests” (you should probably read that one first!), written for the Tomarrymort Events Server’s 24-hour purge!
On Halloween of Harry and Tom’s strange, magical year as student and professor, the Chamber of Secrets is opened.
Series
- Part 5 of Purple Purges
- Part 2 of N.E.W.T.s
Bookmarked by sausaged
07 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Prompt: tom riddle at 10 on the dark web ordering penis enhancement pills and assassination hits.
Tom Riddle is bored. Tom Riddle is rich. Tom Riddle has a plan. But mostly, Tom Riddle just hates a lot of people. And he may also have a thing for murder.
So he does what every other nineteen year old does: goes on the dark web in search of inspiration. It comes in the form of a hitman simply called "The Basilisk".Harry is just there for the ride, both figuratively and literally. He may also be a bit in love with Tom Riddle, but aren't we all?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,246
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 25
- Kudos:
- 974
- Bookmarks:
- 207
- Hits:
- 8,973
Bookmarked by sausaged
03 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“That has to be illegal!” Harry shouted furiously. “You have to try people before the Wizengamot before they can be sent to Azkaban!”
“Ah,” Riddle smiled. “I thought you believed that the Ministry was corrupt? I doubt a corrupt government would give its criminals a fair and lawful trial.”
Harry clenched his fists in his lap. He couldn’t believe that Riddle would do this.
A story in which Harry Potter and Tom Riddle grew up together as childhood friends. Harry broke up with Tom in their seventh year at Hogwarts. The Alpha then became the youngest Minister for Magic.
And Harry has now been arrested by Tom for his alleged "violence" against the Ministry.
Bookmarked by sausaged
03 Jun 2026
-
nastily exhausting wizarding tests by purplestormsnail
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
Dumbledore surprises the student body by hiring eighteen-year-old Tom Riddle, barely out of school himself, to be the new Defense Professor.
Harry’s final year at Hogwarts is shaping up to be very interesting indeed.
Series
- Part 1 of N.E.W.T.s
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,052
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 59
- Kudos:
- 801
- Bookmarks:
- 162
- Hits:
- 6,653
Bookmarked by sausaged
01 Jun 2026