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Lucifer has high standards. Specifically, nine-inch-minimum standards. He's also a man of science—or at least, that’s what he tells himself when he starts obsessively staring at the Radio Demon's crotch.
It turns out Alastor is remarkably well-endowed and remarkably oblivious. Lucifer decides to fix both of those problems at once, even if it means discovering that Alastor is far better at using his "size" than any he feels any demon has a right to be.
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25 Jun 2026
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It started with Angel Dust tossing around modern words Alastor despised—specifically, accusing him of being a "simp" for the King of Hell. Alastor prided himself on hostly hospitality, nothing more. But when a late-night invitation to Lucifer's room turns into a messy game of questions, a shared bed, and an unraveling of boundaries, Alastor has to confront the fact that Angel Dust might not have been entirely wrong.
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24 Jun 2026
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A short fanfic for the #DoeLuciferWeek.
When Lucifer is unexpectedly turned into a young doe, not being able to return to his usual form isn’t the only problem.
Alastor suddenly finds out what being “half-deer” really means.Follow me on X (@Raima_chan) or Bluesky (@Raisoramizu)
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15 Jun 2026
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Something Very Silly by Blaquerose08
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
26 Dec 2025
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Lucifer has been isolated for so long that he's developed a few quirks. He's not crazy! You're crazy! YA! No, wait, maybe he needs a little help keeping his shit together. But he's living with his daughter now so YAY! He just needs a good reason to smite the stupid asshole daughter stealing deer. He's going to keep both his eyeballs on the tricky bastard and that means dragging him down to Wrath to crash Satan's hunting party. What do you mean sinners can't travel the rings? All you need is a passport, duh? It's not his fault that no one has petitioned for a passport since Papyrus. If...just IF... he tosses a sneaky clause into the application... well... Char will be happy! Right? RIGHT! Let's do this!?
Be prepared for SO MUCH FLUFF! AS FLUFFY AS ALASTOR'S EARS! SO! MUCH! FLUFF! All the sugar-sweet tooth-rotting fluff you heathens can stand. There will be cuddles, snuggles, and because it's Alastor, nibbles. Lucifer is going to punish the heckin' heck out of our favorite deer, by making him a cuddle buddy! There will be semi-sentient rubber ducks and they're BFFS with Alastor's Shadow. Chaos!!! Because what is deerducky without some chaos and a warm bubble bath?- Language:
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11 Jun 2026
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Eternity becomes calm and controlled as long as you keep a steady routine. That's what Alastor thinks, he's been thinking it for almost 100 years since a woman turned him into a vampire to avoid dying. But nothing lasts forever and, at some point, fate aligns the planets to cause an explosion in his life. And even more so if one of those planets is a Lucifer disgusted with a job he only does to protect his daughter. So what if that job consists of killing beings like Alastor? The universe hasn't taken that into account and doesn't seem to care.
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05 Jun 2026