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Jon had jinxed it.
In the middle of the kriffing night, he had shot awake with the intense urge to go, the Force apparently having decided he was rested enough. He was up and in the cockpit of his small ship before he even registered moving.
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21 Jun 2026
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Congrats, it’s triplets (Now grab them and run) by ICanStumbleOnStraightPavement
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2025
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It’s the first day after Winter break with snow quietly falling outside the large, gothic windows, though you can hardly get anyone to go out into the cold, especially this early in the morning. For the past week, Harry had been trying to scrape together all his supposed bravery that let him get into Gryffindor, and the current peaceful atmosphere of the mid-breakfast Great Hall really isn’t helping his nerves right now.
“Hey, Hermione?” he casually asks over the buttered toast on his plate he hadn’t touched since Ron put it there. His hands are cold and wet and shaking and he hates it. “Do you think I have any living relatives outside the Dursleys?”
***Or: what if the Golden Trio decided that fuck it, they are getting Harry out of the Dursleys? Which of course means that they need a way to do that, which results in an impromptu break-in into the Restricted Section, some questionable decisions, and… Accidental Parent Acquisition.
Because I’m a sucker for Parent Tom Riddle, apparently.
***HP doesn’t belong to me and I don’t own any of the canon characters or accidental quotes from the book.
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- Part 1 of Golden Trio Dadoption
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18 Jun 2026
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After being Sorted into Slytherin, Harry had to deal with shunning from his Housemates, disappointed looks from professors, and avoidance from other Houses. He’s used to being alone, and is mainly studying hard for his NEWTS so that he can find a job in some country other than Britain. Theo Nott changes that in seventh year.
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16 Jun 2026
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AU. Harry was born with a power the Dark Lord knows not: the magic to see into shadows, to walk the shadows, and to send the shadows everywhere. This changes his life rather dramatically.
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- Part 18 of July Celebration Fics 2018
- Part 1 of Shadow Magic
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14 Jun 2026
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In another universe, the Daily Prophet’s slander might’ve gone unnoticed and used only as lining for an owl cage but in this one, Harry Potter reacts differently to the realisation that he’s once again isolated, neglected, and left to fend for himself. The summer after 4th year, as he’s plagued by nightmares, reality, and everything in between, Harry makes a decision—things will be different. He’ll make it so.
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A story about growing up, realising & utilising one’s power, and loads of godson-godfather bonding. Harry finds out he can do a lot more than he’s been allowed to so far, and takes complete advantage of it.
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09 Jun 2026