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    Steve is cursed by Vecna; it exposes a past relationship

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    Jennifer doesn't get sacrificed. The future unfolds, as futures tend to. AU.

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    16 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 95

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    John Mulaney: "I also think it's weird in movies when someone has amnesia and they wake up in the hospital, a lot of times they'll be surrounded by friends and family but when they open their eyes they go "who are you?!". Because that's not how you act when you don't recognise somebody. That's very rude. I always try to be really polite in life, so if I had amnesia, you'd never know it. I'd wake up and I'd be like ‘Oh, hey man. Hey dude.’ Because that's how you act when you can tell that someone recognises you, and you have no fucking clue who they are!"

    in which dirk loses his memory, is too polite to mention it, and comes to the (only half incorrect) conclusion that he must be dating todd brotzman

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Todd screws up. Dirk solves it. Kind of. It's not a total disaster, anyway.

    The follow-up to How Not to Date: a How-To Guide by Dirk Gently, in which Dirk and Todd explore the boundaries of their new relationship (explicit).

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    15 Jun 2026

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    He’s trying to pin down the exact moment it happened. If love is something you seep into gradually – like wading out into the water and not noticing how deep you are till you’re watching bubbles rise to the sunlit surface – or if love is something that happens suddenly, like getting hit by a car or struck by lightening.

    He has no idea. One moment they were strangers, and the next he was here, head over heels and having no idea how to confess.

    (Or: A long, wandering story of how Matt and Foggy became a couple and struggled to stay one through Matt becoming Daredevil.)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    "Matt," says Foggy, severely. "We are not some white suburban couple with marital issues. We cannot fix our problems by adding a child."

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    There is a child sitting on Matt’s couch. A living, breathing, human child, who represents all the pieces of Matt’s life that he’d rather forget.

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    11 Jun 2026