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"I told you, I don't need rest. I don't need food. And I don't need you!"
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Lauri Törni is your CO on a mission, he gets mad at you, you fuck about it. That's it.
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"He had expected confusion. Misunderstanding. Anger. Maybe, in the best of scenarios, a slight compliment. What he didn't expect, though, was a blushing, stuttering mess of a man, who blinked at him in disbelief and something else, which he soon deciphered to be.. arousal?"
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Dealing With Annoying Emo Twinks by shadow_j
Fandoms: Boyfriends - refrainbow (Webcomic)
10 Dec 2022
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Alex absolutely hated G*th. Is the hate mutual, though?
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They don't call me Hellsite for nothing ;) by shadow_j
Fandoms: Internet & Social Media (Anthropomorphic)
15 Aug 2022
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Tumblr and Twitter are roommates. Twitter is being annoying, Tumblr is as deranged as any of its users, Twitter ends up in the ER because of Tumblr, so they hate each other.
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A Long List of Happy Endings [Podfic] by GinevraReads (GinevraFangirl)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Jun 2026
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“–Come Durin’s Day, the Mountain will host great entertainments, games, and feasting in your name and in the names of the other thirteen of the Company. Your path through all of Arda shall be made smooth to ensure your welcome in our lands, Bilbo Baggins. I bring this summons as it was sent from the Throne of Thorin, King Under the Mountain.”
Bilbo’s heart, racing as it had been from this thrilling invitation, seemed to trip over itself at the name. “Thorin?” he whispered, and he stepped forward without thinking.
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Or: Bilbo learns that his story isn’t actually a tragedy, and that happy endings still take a bit of luck.
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12 Jul 2026
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Sara sat next to him randomly one day the first week of classes, looked over at his notes, and said, “Oh sweet, you can help me.”
It was a one-hit KO. Del is helpful to a pathological degree. She must have smelled this on him. She must have also sensed that he hates guessing what someone wants from him, because she made it very clear– she wanted his notes. And then she wanted to study together. And then she called him one night from a frat party, ranting drunkenly about how her friends had abandoned her and there were creepy guys and before she’d even finished her sentence, Del had been outside and on his board.
// An anxious transmasc lesbian becomes the plaything of a bored party girl.
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07 Aug 2025
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Ghost tipped his glass up, relishing the deepening, disgruntled look on Soap’s face as he pushed his balaclava and took a sip of his drink. He was offering a glimpse of himself from afar knowing how much Johnny hungered for one. Like a piece of fresh meat stored behind glass displays, far away from the mouths of salivating strays; existing solely for torment.
He wasn’t sure why the obsession existed, but it served its purpose for the day.
Ghost pulled the mask down again.
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Soap wants what Ghost wants, that's for sure.
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23 Jul 2024
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Soap is having a perfectly pleasant holiday at his grandparent’s cottage, up until he runs headfirst into a mythical sea creature seemingly hellbent on luring him to a watery grave.
He thinks being deployed will save him from their monstrous clutches.
He never could've guessed just how wrong he was.
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Simon the Siren imprints on Soap, and it all goes downhill from there.- Language:
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24 May 2024
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Televangelism by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types
07 Aug 2023
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Edward and Bruce, through a chance meeting in their childhood, became life long best friends. After college, Edward takes the vow of priesthood, devoting both his mind and body to the church — but soon, they find themselves growing closer and closer, and the attraction between them becomes too much to bear.
In other words: is love worth leaving all he's ever known?
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07 May 2024