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    Statistically speaking, Otter should have died three missions ago.

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    “Otter,” said Morino Ibiki, voice like gravel soaked in sake. “Do you know why you’re here?”
    Otter blinked, eyes innocent beneath his cracked porcelain mask. “Free dental?”
    Ibiki didn’t blink. “Try again.”

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    ANBU Otter might just be the most annoying operative to have joined the workforce.

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    17 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    Tim doesn't want Kon to find out that he's running an investigation to dismantle an illegal drug syndicate. Kon doesn't want Tim to find out that he's an escaped lab experiment.

    Or: A cute boy lets Tim borrow his jacket and nothing weird happens at all.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Jason is fourteen and smiling, showing off his braces. His curls are full and light, no white to be seen, and they seem healthier than they ever were after his dip in the Pit. His cheeks and chin still have that leftover bit of acne. His arms are wrapped around Dick, holding him close, mashing the side of his face against the horrible denim jacket the man is wearing. They’re someplace cold judging by the heavy jacket draped across Jason’s shoulders in the picture but for the life of him, he can’t remember.

    This is bad. This is so so bad. He's so fucked.

    Or — Jason gets thrown back into his fifteen year old body, a month before he dies, and decides he wants to do things differently this time. He finds Tim in the meantime and their relationship takes on a new form that he never thought possible before.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Tim wakes up inexplicably in his two-year-old body. Which: odd. But just think, how many people would kill to have an opportunity to redo their life! And Tim has so much he wants to change, so much he wants. He wants to feel important to Bruce. He wants to be Dick's favorite. He wants Jason (his childhood hero) to think he's cool. He wants Damian to need him. And really, is it manipulation if his family benefits from it?

    Or: He was halfway through the second trash can, when a startled “Good lord” caught him off guard. Tim glanced up, the rhythmic sucking of his pacifier coming to a still at the sight of a black Rolls Royce idling at the side road that lead to Wayne Manor. Alfred was staring at him from the over the car top, aghast. “Master Bruce, it’s not a raccoon.”

    From the back seat, Bruce Wayne stared at him. Tim stared back.

    Or: Tim is side tracked by his actual childish needs and wants, gets a whole bunch of his nannies fired, terrorizes his parents with a series of petty revenges, is an honest employer of one (1) newly minted murderer for hire, endears himself to – and thoroughly weirds out – the Waynes, and is generally just a petty, manipulative, vindictive, smol boy.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    16 Jun 2026