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  1. Public Bookmark 92

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    This man? Mace could kill in cold blood.

    (Qui-Gon addresses the Council.)

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    11 Apr 2026

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    Crowley is caught in a summoning circle. Aziraphale comes to rescue him.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    "I can still prank?" he whispered. "I can still prank?!" he repeated again, his voice trembling with joy.

     

    Sasuke put his hands on Naruto's shoulder and looked down at the shorter genin. The Uzumaki was continuously obnoxious and annoying, but the two of them had formed a bond over time, and the other genin was the closest thing that Sasuke had to a true friend…rival. A rival who could only improve his own skills if he kept up at a commensurate rate.

     

    "Naruto," Sasuke said, looking steadily into Naruto's eyes and ignoring Sakura, who looked like she was going to spontaneously combust. "I want you to prank everyone and everything."

     

    Naruto figures out that he was doing ninja things before he even became a ninja. The universe hits a little speedbump.

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    21 Aug 2025

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    18 Aug 2025

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    “So Padmé and I got married.”

    Obi-Wan stopped walking, swayed a bit, and then proceeded to swear for five minutes straight. I mean he just went on, right there on the Temple landing pad. I’m fairly sure it was more than he has sworn in his entire life all combined.

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    A story about the life and times of The Chosen One™ who is, shall we say, a touch more clueless. And because of this everybody lives.

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    28 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    What a delightful himbo-and-family