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Prompt: Flower shop owner Kiyoomi and Tattoo artist Atsumu crushing on each other from afar. Where they work is right across each other so they practically see each other everyday. Atsumu is always offering to take Kiyoomi on cute little dates and Kiyoomi finds it enduring, but he also can't believe he's falling in love with such a dorky guy.
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Wei Wuxian's Ghost Guide to Becoming Prom King by shiptoomuch
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
08 Aug 2022
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Or, how to summon a ghost/demon (it was unclear) to help your friend who definitely isn't planning on going to prom, find a prom date.
If Lan Sizhui had known that hosting a sleepover would lead to this, he never would have talked to Jingyi that fateful day in first grade.
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When Bitty comes back to the Haus looking roughed up but at ease, Jack has to know the whole story.
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Let Him Dance With Me (Just for the Hell of It) by shiptoomuch
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
02 Jun 2019
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Turns out having loud sex with your fwb does not make you popular with the neighbors...
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So, Kent ate an inordinate number of diet pudding cups…once. One time! But of course, all it takes is one time of giving into your weakness when there’s a sale because the expiration date is coming up. All it takes is that one time, and Kent gets a nickname that he’d really rather not have.
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a year safe in your heart by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Mar 2026
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“And you’re sure there’s nothing for you?” David says suddenly. “You’re not—you’re feeling okay? You’re not sick? Shane wouldn’t have any reason to think that you’re sick?”
Ilya blinks and turns to him. “I am fine. Totally fine. Better than fine, even, before today.”
“It’s just—Shane’s acting like you’re dying, Ilya.”
“Not as far as I’m aware,” says Ilya. “And I do not think he would learn this before me.”
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The summer before Ilya joins the Centaurs, Shane wakes up nervous. It doesn't stop from there.
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- Part 1 of anonymous cottage collection
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18 Mar 2026
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This fic belongs in the Hollanov hall of fame
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I'll be Jane by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.
No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.
The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).
Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
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02 Feb 2026
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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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- Part 1 of Dog
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15 Jan 2026
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When Silence Starts Speaking by loveleclerc
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Dec 2025
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Plagued with the issues of his family past and present, Ilya Rozanov finds himself in the media's eyes for all the wrong reasons recently with no end in sight. When the team decides enough is enough with the drinking and whoring, Ilya is suddenly faced with a new issue to tackle—a personal calming omega hired by the team: Shane Hollander. Shane is up for the task of getting the Russian alpha under control for the season, but are they both up for the unexpected heated connection between them that follows?
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20 Dec 2025
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He only realizes he’s doing it when it’s too late to stop.
He’s standing in the drink aisle of the grocery store, checking the expiration dates on the cans of Coke, mentally cross-checking them with Boston’s away game schedule, and the reality hits him like someone shook one of those cans and popped it open. A snap. A fizz. A mess.
Shane is making space for Ilya.
(or, lessons in budget-friendly shopping, home decor, and resisting the urge to neatly combine all your situationship’s shit into a drawer in your bedroom because you might be falling in love with him: a seven-ish step guide by shane hollander, who is so, so fucked)
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17 Dec 2025