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    “Jesus Christ,” Lando whispered. “I just told Max Verstappen to fuck off. On camera. In a wedding skirt. To protect my—” He froze, gesturing helplessly at the Aussie still watching him with infuriating calm. “—my husband.”

    Oscar raised a single eyebrow. He looked about as hungover as Lando felt, but there was a wry tilt to his mouth.

    “Well,” he said flatly. “At least you were committed.”

     

    Alternatively:
    Lando Norris went to Vegas to celebrate taking the lead in the WDC. He left with a hangover, a husband, and a skirt.
    It's not a PR nightmare if you never sober up.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Mid-question, Oscar’s eyes had landed on one of the many fan bracelets Lando wore, as always, just putting them on without checking what they actually said. Blinking confusedly and taking a second look, Oscar couldn’t quite believe what he saw.

    Daddy.

    Lando’s bracelet said Daddy.

    A normal reaction would have been to make fun of his teammate.
    A normal reaction would have been to question which fan had given him such a bold bracelet.
    A normal reaction wouldn’t have been this.

    Oscar felt his soft palms getting sweaty, thoughts running through his mind that had no business running through his mind in front of hundreds of fans.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “Are you sniffing my clothes, mate?” Lando’s voice violently rips Oscar back to reality.

    Oscar drops the hoodie like it’s turned into a venomous snake, recoiling in shock. Lando’s standing in the doorway, motionless, one hand still on the doorknob. Oscar can’t quite read the expression on his face, but he doesn’t need to in order to hear the incredulity ringing out in Lando’s voice.

    “Um,” Oscar stammers, panic setting in. This looks so bad.

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    Oscar's been obsessed with Lando since he was 14. Now they’re teammates at McLaren, and he's struggling to keep it together. Lando's not a better man.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Charles Leclerc has been losing all year. On track? Disaster. Ferrari strategy? A philosophical experiment in pain. His AO3 haven? Under siege.

    The Landoscar tag is exploding and Charles—longtime, definitely platonic, definitely normal consumer of Lestappen fanfic—has had enough. To protect the tag (and his fragile sanity), he convinces Max Verstappen to fake-date him.

    It’s supposed to be strategic. It was supposed to be subtle. And maybe, just maybe, the greatest love story AO3 has ever seen. If Charles doesn’t cry first. Or crash. Or both.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    NORRIS: Are you *eating*?
    PIASTRI: Am I-? Of course not.
    NORRIS: Is it good?
    PIASTRI: Focus, Lando. No other cars around. Leclerc ten seconds behind, slow lap. After Leclerc is Tsunoda, timed lap, Turn 13.
    Let’s do a quick one.
    NORRIS: On it. Bon appetit, Piastri. [static, a gasp] Pastry!

    Or, Oscar is Lando's new race engineer for the 2024 season, and they stumble into a coworkers with benefits situation. And then things just keep getting more and more complicated-- but hey, the season is going pretty well!

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    03 Jun 2026