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my kamikaze, who loves you more than me? by hijinks_n_lowjinks for a_burning_constellation, chosospinkytoes, earthtodora
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
30 Jun 2026
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Sasuke,
I’m sure Naruto has already told you, but he and Hyuuga Hinata have become engaged. The ceremony will take place in the spring.
The Chunin Exam is coming up in the next few weeks if you’d like to come back to Konoha to see how things are faring.— Kakashi
~+~
Two years after their final battle in the Valley of the End, Sasuke finds out that Naruto is getting married.
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18 Jul 2026
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Under Twin Moons by cavesongs
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
04 Jan 2026
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Bruce Wayne is an asshole.
Batman is an asshole.
And Clark’s soulmate doesn’t sleep.
Unbeknownst to Clark, these were all the same person.or: Kryptonians share dreams with their destined soulmates. Clark starts to think he doesn't have one, but it’s because Bruce doesn't sleep often. After a disastrous one-night stand with Bruce Wayne and infuriating encounters with Batman, little Dick Grayson shows up, and the pieces finally start clicking together.
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05 May 2026
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Mandarin Translastion by my friends with WuMingRen!!! love you endlessly!!
https://t.co/iHugDeqvEKSebastian appeared from behind, the cold shower water raining against their bodies. Sebastian snaked his arms around his torso, teasing his thigh around his aching cock. Ominis let out a shivering sigh, hands finding the base with slow, strong strokes.
“Haah..Sebastian…”
Every touch had Ominis’ breath hitching, moaning quietly against the shabby tile of the shower wall. The water was cool, but Sebastian was so warm against him. He could feel Sebastian’s member poking him, begging for attention, but he couldn’t reach it at the moment. He could imagine the specific contours of Sebastian’s slender fingers toying with it as he massaged him up and down. He pressed a thumb to the head, and couldn’t help but arch back against him in pleasure.
“Oh, fuck!” Ominis whispered to himself, biting the inside of his lip so hard he could have drawn blood. Sebastian’s lips were mouthing the shell of his ear, nibbling down his neck as he rode him out to cum.
As if.
Ominis has been daydreaming about his best friend for years, and now it’s to the point he can’t go a day without masturbating to the thought.
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09 Dec 2025
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“Alright, kings,” Naruto says, at a house meeting nominally called for “finances.” “So I slept with...a dude.”
“Was it Sasuke,” Neji asks. He sounds bored.
“What! I mean, uh, no?”
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- Part 2 of have your cake
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15 Aug 2025
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“What’s it like to give a blowjob?” Naruto asks.
“Pretty easy,” Sasuke says. He doesn’t want Naruto to talk about blowjobs. He shifts a little on the bed. His face feels warm.
“That’s it? Easy?”
“What, you want details?”
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- Part 1 of have your cake
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15 Aug 2025