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architect tries to fix an entire magical society ft. annabeth chase (REAL!!!) (100% NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!) by simplememories
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Aug 2022
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"You're telling me you all haven't learned how to defend yourselves. In a class, called Defense Against the Dark Arts."
"Basically, Professor Chase. Almost all of our last DADA teachers have fallen on the more murderous side," a boy in blue said forlornly. "I think it's because of Harry Potter. They really do like trying to kill him." The class murmured in agreement.
It took everything in Annabeth to not stare at them aghast. She really needed to teach Dumbledore what a background check was.
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Annabeth Chase is issued a quest and she wants to scream. Quest? Could she even call it a quest? Either way, while learning magic and teaching a bunch of mini-wizard students simultaneously was not on her winter break agenda, she still took it on without complaint, intent on completing it as efficiently as possible.
However, it turns out the Wizarding World is horrendously incompetent and perhaps a tad bit fucked up, and Annabeth knows she can never say no to a challenge. She rebuilt Olympus -- how hard could rebuilding an entire magical society be?
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the epic highs and lows of being a demigod by simplememories
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
20 Aug 2021
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The blonde girl slipped through the door and smiled pitifully at the teacher. “Sorry, we’re late, I just had to show a new student around.”
The teacher nodded understandingly, “I was just about to introduce myself--” he frowned. “We?”
The door slammed open, hitting the wall adjacent to it, opposed to how Kayla had just slid silently into the classroom. The classroom spun a little as Benjy stared at the person standing in the doorway and... what? He took a moment to squint because there was no way that was-- holy shit it was.
Because standing there, from the pair of his faded pink Converse shoes to his ruffled black hair was Percy fucking Jackson.
~ Percy Jackson returns, but instead of facing monsters, he has to deal with high school drama, past friends, and the worst of all, acne.
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what's death to the living (through the torture and the pain) by simplememories
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Nov 2020
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It is January of 1994 and the Hogwarts population could not have chosen a worser way to start the year.
"They saw the ghostly bodies fall to the floor, thudding like pieces in a game of chess. They saw the Hogwarts ties hanging around the neck among most of them, like nooses ready for the execution. The House patches on the fronts of their robes bare reminders of the war that would kill them all, whether it be Gryffindor or Slytherin, or Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff. Why couldn't they realize what it meant?"
~ an interlude, in which after seeing the battle of hogwarts, the wizarding world processes what it all means
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freckles & cheeto stains by simplememories
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
27 Jul 2020
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“This shouldn’t even be possible,” she muttered staring up at the high cavern and the dozens of spirits surrounding her. He grinned, his hollowed eye sockets boring into her soul, “Welcome to the Underworld.”
Nancy Bobofit was quite unremarkable in her short, insignificant life. Well, of course, there was always Percy Jackson. Sometimes closure can come from the most surprising places, even after death.
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we can't unsee our future (but we can try) by simplememories
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 May 2020
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"They all seemed to be mid-movement, eyes hardened, with concentration and determination. More than a good quarter of the holograms were Hogwarts students, decked out in their uniforms, looking as if they came straight out of class. Some of the adults looked like they were from the Ministry, but some were in the midst of a duel with some students, while others were stunning the black hooded figures."
"A sign flashed over the bodies, making the situation even worse. May 2nd, 1998."
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In which in the midst of being hunted by the infamous murderer (and Azkaban escapee), Sirius Black, Harry Potter witnesses a part of the Battle of Hogwarts with the rest of the Hogwarts population
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In which an author struggles to write a good title.
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past and future come back to haunt us (hp) by simplememories
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Nov 2020
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There stood Mike, frozen like a statue. In front of him, Will was bent over, digging through the fruit drawer of the refrigerator. After a moment, Will straightened up with a ripe peach in hand. Ted watched his son continue staring at the exact spot Will’s backside had just occupied, wearing an expression of pure, hopeless longing.
Ted considered quietly backing out of the room.
"For God's sake, Michael," He said, instead. "Either take something out or close the door. I'm not paying to refrigerate the whole neighborhood."
Will turned around, blinking in mild confusion.
Mike’s face bloomed bright red. The blush was quickly overtaken by a scowl. He slammed the refrigerator door hard enough to rattle every magnet on it. “I was getting something! Sorry it took more than two seconds-"
“When exactly did your mother start storing the snacks in the back pockets of Will’s jeans?”
“Oh my God.” Mike spun on his heel and stormed toward the stairs. “You are so-" The rest was lost to thundering footsteps and the inevitable slam of his bedroom door.
Or, Ted realizes sometimes you need to be locked in the closet before coming out of it.
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25 Jun 2026
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I know your name (but not who you are) by sun_reys
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
03 Jun 2026
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Palpatine’s voice rang out over the plaza, but Leia could hardly hear it over the ringing in her ears. How? When? Palpatine was dead—she was sure of it. Luke had been sure of it. So, how—
But then, Leia realized as she looked up at his face on the screen, she had never seen Palpatine like this. The Emperor had forgone that dark cloak that shielded his face from view. Instead his visage was plain and unmarred. He looked…ordinary. He looked like a regular man. Old. Not feeble, persay, but…vulnerable. Yet strong and confident. If Leia didn’t know any better, she’d say he looked almost kind.
But she did know better.
And as Palpatine spoke, the lack of Imperial presence, the strangeness of this place, the words Vader had spoken before her brother had vanished—everything came together at once, understanding dawning on Leia in an instant.
On the screen, Palpatine said, “With the Jedi behind us, we will defeat the Separatist Army once and for all, and bring peace to our Republic!”The crowd cheered, the applause ringing in Leia’s ears like a drumbeat.
Vader had sent them to the past.
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Or, Luke and Leia are sent to the past to try and fix things.
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Because Mike still reaches for him first. Still saves him the front seat; still seeks him out automatically in crowded hallways and noisy rooms. Still builds futures around them with casual certainty, like there’s no version of his life where Will isn’t standing directly beside him.
This is just how Mike is. He always has been, really. Fiercely loyal and strangely intense and occasionally just impossible to understand. Will’s survived over a decade of friendship navigating the inconsistencies in Mike Wheeler’s behavior. He’s survived monsters and possession; the literal apocalypse.
Surely he can survive this too.
He just has to stop wanting more from it.
That’s the real problem, Will reminds himself. Not Mike. Not Jane. Just him, still reading too much into every look and touch and half-finished sentence because some hopeless, pathetic part of him refuses to learn its lesson.
[Or: The world doesn’t end, nobody dies in the final battle, and everyone has to figure out what to do with the rest of their lives anyway.]
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you're out of touch, (i'm out of time) by mywanderlust
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 May 2026
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Will watches as he passionately lip syncs to the song, grimacing as he begins to mime out riffing on an air guitar.
"Hey, doesn't this song remind you of you? I mean," his eyes widen slightly with dismay as the man begins to try and serenade him in some sort of falsetto. "You're out of touch, I'm out of time-" his voice cracks as he
singsscreeches. "You get it? 'Cause you're like the boy outta time, you know becau-""Yeah, I get it."
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Will Byers vanishes on November 6th, 1983.
The body of Will Byers is recovered on November 9th, 1983.
Will Byers is not recovered from The Upside Down on November 12th, 1983.
Inexplicably, Will Byers enters Hawkins again on October 12th, 1987. -
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Mike Wheeler is thirty years old, three years married, and incredibly unhappy. After an unexpected AOL Instant Messenger group chat with the Party, Mike reconnects with Will after several years and realizes that maybe his life doesn't have to be so bad.
Or: A 2000s epistolary fic in which Mike falls in love with his childhood best friend and cheats on his wife.