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good morning, baltimore by sirpratchett for Katakaluptastrophy
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Jan 2025
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Palamedes Sextus and Camilla Hect attend JODCon 2024: The Journal of Death Dying's annual conference for multidisciplinary academics studying death and dying as a scientific, philosophical, and sociological phenomenon. Shockingly little time is spent actually discussing academia.
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by the time you wake, i'll be brave by sirpratchett for jugglingjujube
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Sep 2024
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It rains for seven days and seven nights when she dies. This is the only appropriate response to the end of all meaning, and you honor it by rendering yourself hypothermic twice daily.
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i'll try to cross that endless ocean (as long as my stars are guiding me) by sirpratchett
Fandoms: The Dog Island
07 Jun 2021
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lesbian dog fan fiction #happypride
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From Vex’ahlia’s journal: Brother and Percival have designs on escape at noon. Brother has been brushing his hair for the past twenty minutes. Percy continues to elude me, but I hope to identify his whereabouts shortly. Scanlan and Keyleth have offered to aid me in my endeavors. Pike was meant to come, but even out of her armor that darling girl is no rogue. Keyleth is along for magical support. If all goes well, this will make for both an amusing and adorable tale in the future.
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You want to die for love, you always have.
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Fever Party fic where Ryan realizes that when glass shatters, it's damn hard to put it back together.
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a migratory thing by pens_n_umbrellas
Fandoms: Detective Grimoire (Video Games), Tangle Tower (Video Game)
22 Dec 2023
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Alone a boat drifting across a strange lake, Penelope Pointer reflects on things behind her and things yet to come.
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05 Jun 2026
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Two weeks before the premiere of the biggest film of Dave's career, Bro kills himself.
“Dead,” Dirk repeats over the phone. “Bro is D-E-A-D, dead. The apartment is a shithole. Even though the man of the hour is staying in Chez Morgue Drawer, he did a number on the place first. I wouldn’t be asking if I could handle it myself.”
“Just call the Hoarders people. He’s your guy. I didn’t even know him.” Despite being iteration ten thousand, the lie feels less natural than it usually does. “I don’t need to be there. Neither of us do.”
“Totally.” Dirk sounds like sidewalk. “Yeah, no, that was my first thought, but then I slept on it and applied a modicum of critical thinking. In that 'Puppet Fetish Porn Studio Unearthed in Childhood Home of Indie Darling' is gonna boost neither of our ratings.”
Despite the tags, this is a comedy. Or is it?
Bookmarked by sirpratchett
03 Apr 2026
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feeling good was easy when he sang the blues by forjodssake
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
08 Dec 2022
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One morning of listening to the radio, stretched out over ten thousand years, two lovers, and the end of the world in between.
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06 Mar 2024
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necro elysium (yuck!!) by flemeth
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir, Disco Elysium (Video Game)
27 Feb 2024
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"ALARM [Challenging: Success] — Something is wrong. Missing.
YOU — Your body vies for your attention in sudden, competing aches. And! Everything!! Hurts!!!
INDIGNATION — Ugh! What idiot invented the shoulder! What mega-idiot invented shoulder pain!!"
Or: Mercymorn and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. A Disco Elysium AU.
Bookmarked by sirpratchett
29 Feb 2024
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the common tongue by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Jun 2021
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Harrow and Gideon work at Taco Bell. Messy walk-in hook-ups occur. Baja Blast is consumed.
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19 Dec 2023