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    May: it's a weighted voting system, your vote has more weight if you have a queer parent

    Denny: so i have the most voting power

    Harry: which usually works out because denny is the most sensible of us

    May: harry and i get one vote, denny gets two and chris gets an honorary vote

    Ravi: why an honorary vote?

    Chris: i have a bisexual buck

    Denny: duhhhh

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    08 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Nate goes to Rome. Healing can be a person, if you let it.

    Or, the summer after the no good, very bad, everything-that-could-have-gone-wrong-did 2025/2026 season.

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    07 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    “Fine, fine,” Gabe says nervously. “Let’s get this meeting started, then.” He clears his throat. “We’ve all been noticing our teammates’... situation, let’s say.”

    Devon snorts.

    “All of us here are close friends with the two of them, or have been impacted by their annoying behavior,” Gabe continues.

    “You can say that again,” Jo mutters under his breath.

    “So we need to come up with a plan to get them to stop dancing around each other,” Gabe concludes. “But I have no idea what else to do. I’ve tried everything. I sent them on romantic dinners. I got them to take a yoga class together, and the only thing that accomplished was them being annoyingly stretchy and going to yoga regularly. I even gifted them a helicopter tour of the mountains together thinking it would be a nice romantic adventure and nothing happened. I need your help.”

    “Can’t we just talk to them about it?” Sammy asks.

    Mikko chimes in. “I tried that, and Nate just laughed at me for a long time and then left the locker room.”

    “I tried it too,” Josh says. “Cale just gave me a weird look.”

    “But they would be so good together,” Ross says. “I don’t understand why they won’t listen to us. It’s ridiculous.”

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    22 Mar 2026

  4. Rec 99

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    “What three words describe your game?”

    Macklin stares at the computer screen for longer than he should. He’s sure the other guys are just filling out this questionnaire as quickly as possible without putting much thought into it, but he can’t quite bring himself to do that. He knows he needs to prove himself; he’s not confident that there weren’t better options for the Olympic roster, and he wants to show the world that he belongs here representing Canada.

    Normally, he would ask Will for help with this, but he’s been trying to avoid Olympics talk with his best friend. Will didn’t make the Team USA roster - not that he thought he would, and he doesn’t seem upset about it - and Macklin doesn’t want to seem like he’s bragging by forcing Will to interact with all of this extra work that’s been dumped on Macklin’s plate.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov and Troy Barrett are photographed leaving Scott Hunter's gay bar. Social media decides this must mean... they're homophobic?

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    20 Mar 2026