16 Works by snaredrum
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The Applebees make good on their threat to send Adaine to behavioral correction school in Highcourt. It goes about as well as expected.
Or: a below-average day for Adaine in an already below-average semester.
(Fic of Tangerine_Blast's Additions to the Beehive)
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all that's left is the deafening silence by snaredrum
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
10 Jun 2021
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When Vanya is fifteen, Reginald decides that she's old enough to be left home alone overnight.
When Vanya is sixteen, she gets kidnapped.
Her dad may not care, but her siblings sure as hell do, and they're going to get her back with or without Reginald's help.
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noise and lights and party songs next door by snaredrum
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
23 May 2021
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It’s October 1, 2001, and Vanya can’t even hear the birthday party from her room.
Or: Reginald hosts a promotional birthday party for the members of the Umbrella Academy. Vanya isn't a member of the Academy, but - as Five and Ben argue - it's still her birthday too.
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567 Week Day One: Together
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Her siblings' dæmons all took their forms when they were kids, but Vanya is twenty-nine years old and her dæmon is still unsettled.
She tries not to think about how much that scares her.
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"Klaus squinted. 'Are you two having a Vanya-less girls’ night? Seems a little cruel, but yes, if you insist, I will take her place.'
Allison rolled her eyes, shrugging off Klaus’s arm. 'No, dumbass. Our friend Sissy here has a crush on Vanya and we need to talk strategy.'
'Oh fuck!' Klaus flapped his hands in Sissy’s general direction. 'Oh, now these are some big plans!'"
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Sissy has come to the inconvenient realization that she has a crush on her best friend. Vanya's many siblings are more than happy to help out.
God help her.
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we did what we could by little_alien_duck, snaredrum
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
14 Oct 2020
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"'Sunny and I should stay here with the Quagmires,' he said as he gathered up the handkerchief.
And here’s the thing. Violet knew they were running out of time. And Violet knew she would be right back. And Violet knew that the Quagmires were alone, and scared, and needed their friends more than ever.
And though every part of her screamed for her to disagree, to shut Klaus down and demand they stick together, she nodded."
An AU where Klaus and Sunny get kidnapped along with the Quagmires in Ersatz Elevator, and Violet's left to find them on her own.
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"The problem isn’t so much the entire uniform, but the dress. Which is why she is currently standing in her bedroom in her pajama pants and her uniform shirt and blazer at five in the afternoon, playing a violin piece she knows so well she could play it in her sleep. She really hates her dresses, and can’t quite figure out why."
Or: Vanya really hates her uniform. Klaus may offer a solution.
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Arriving back in 2019 brings a host of new problems. They still have to address their old ones, though.
Allison and Vanya talk about Vanya getting tortured by the FBI.
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"Through it all, Lena heard Dewey stop shouting and ask with confusion: 'Wait, why aren’t you screaming?'
Webby looked at him, then back to Lena. Lena shrugged. 'It doesn’t hurt. Not anymore, at least.' She paused. 'That’s not normal, right?'"
Turns out, shadows can't be harmed through mortal means. It would have been nice to know this before Lena got shot, though.
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the world will know by little_alien_duck, snaredrum
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
11 Sep 2019
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Duncan Quagmire and The Daily Punctilio have never seen eye to eye in terms of journalistic integrity, but as they were the only newspaper in town he didn't have many options. But when they decide to run yet another libelous article against Lemony Snicket, he's had enough.
So, of course, there's only one thing to do.
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- Part 5 of harder better faster stronger
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Being kidnapped and imprisoned in the Fog of Lost Souls for a week can take its toll.
Or: Jinora and her family in the wake of Book Two.
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souls cannot be fooled by little_alien_duck, snaredrum
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
26 Apr 2019
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It was like pointillism; all the dots were coming together, and Violet didn't like the picture they were making.
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- Part 4 of harder better faster stronger
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there's a science to walking through windows by little_alien_duck, snaredrum
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
08 Apr 2019
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A disadvantage of being on a four month long cartography expedition is that you have no permanent address for your family to reach you, meaning that you're not always up to date on developments at home. Such as, the fact that your surrogate daughter's biological uncle has not only become a frequent visitor, but shares some of your idiosyncrasies.
Or: Quigley climbs through a window. Lemony has the same idea.
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- Part 3 of harder better faster stronger
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i couldn't tell you how the house burned down by little_alien_duck, snaredrum
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
03 Apr 2019
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Beatrice meets her uncle. She wants him to be a part of her family, and he'd like that too, but no one's really sure how to go about that.
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- Part 2 of harder better faster stronger
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harder better faster stronger by little_alien_duck, snaredrum
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
14 Mar 2019
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Violet comes of age, and the Baudelaires and Quagmires buy a house together.
Stories of seven children readjusting to a world that forgot them.
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- Part 1 of harder better faster stronger
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Is. Leave. Possible?
We asked this last time. Next time. Did ask. Will ask. The girl was different then; our purpose was not. Is not. Never will be.