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Mutually Beneficial Arrangements by snerk
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
21 Aug 2022
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Jaster has spent the last seven years shoring up Mandalore's fragile independence, hoping against hope that the Republic will leave them alone long enough to find their feet. This treaty promises to ensure it- all Jaster needs to do is marry a Jedi. Well... one Jedi in particular.
Obi-Wan has spent three years fending off Chancellor Palpatine's increasingly unsettling attempts to ingratiate himself with his young Padawan. It's not his idea to marry Jaster, but if he's going to be offered up to a warlord either way, he's sure as hell going to make sure he gets something out of it.
And somewhere, a Sith-Lord has spent the last millennia plotting the fall of the Jedi, the Republic, and any other powers standing in his way. Mandalore seems ripe for the picking; all it needs is a spark.
aka, how i learned to stop worrying and love my (platonic) husband (that a sith-lord coerced me into marrying in order to ruin my life).
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Six years after Hogwarts falls to the Dark Lord, Harry Potter unmakes himself in the root cellar of an abandoned farmhouse, in Shropshire. He drags Voldemort with him. When Harry's presented the option to do it all again -to remake himself, and the world with him- he jumps at the chance. But being remade isn't so simple as all that, and the new world is more different than Harry anticipated.
He... maybe should have asked a few questions before jumping headfirst into reincarnation.
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Qui-Gon doesn't make it out of the hangar during The Phantom Menace. This changes things.
Featuring: a very stressed Obi-Wan, a Qui-Gon who'd like to go home now please, and a whole lot of self-indulgent tropes stuffed in a trench-coat that I will call 'plot'.
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Thicker Than Water by Willow_Writess
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Jul 2026
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When Ilya realises that Shane has been turned into a vampire and abandoned by his maker, Ilya brings him into the Boston Raiders wolf pack.
(Vampire Shane and Werewolf Ilya)
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07 Jul 2026
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It was a Friday when the video dropped.
“What is happening?” He asked St Simon, who was holding his phone tight to his chest, his expression odd. “Someone has died?”
Across the room he could see Marlow moving slowly upright from where he had been doing floor stretches, his phone in his hand as well, his face pinched.
“It’s Hollander,” St Simon said.
The bottom of Ilya’s stomach fell out, closely followed by the rest of Ilya’s organs. His chest hurt so acutely that he thought he must be having a heart attack.
“Not dead,” St Simon added quickly, reaching out to grab Ilya’s shoulder when Ilya’s knees actually buckled. “Jesus, sorry. I should have - no it’s just -”
“Someone tell me what the fuck is going on,” Ilya snapped, “and everyone else shut up.”
Marlow reached him now, held his phone out to Ilya, open already to an article with a headline huge enough Ilya could easily make out the HOLLANDER blaring out of it even before his eyes focused and he took the phone from Marlow.
A video is posted online, for Shane it feels like a death sentence. For some parts of him, it is.
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07 Jul 2026
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You Better Hide Your Love by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are teammates, charity co-founders and ex-rivals. They are definitely not dating, and are obviously both super heterosexual.
It's a new season and Lily (Shane's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his Captain Ilya Rozanov) has decided to join the group chat for the spouses and partners of Ottawa Centaurs, which Jane (Ilya Rozanov's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his alternate Captain Shane Hollander) is already a member of.What could go wrong?
( The sequel to "I just need a quiet place where I can scream how I love you")
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- Part 3 of SAP 4 U
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05 Jul 2026
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i really hope you're gonna get out soon by cj_spoons
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jul 2026
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“We want you to at least consider waiving your no-trade,” his general manager is saying, but the words barely register in Shane’s head. “Ahead of the playoffs, we want to make sure our team cohesion is as strong as possible, and there have been concerns about locker room dynamics . . .”
And of course there are. Of course that’s what this is about.
OR: When Shane comes out to the Voyageurs, a breakdown in team dynamics results in a last-minute trade to their divisional rival. In Boston, Shane and Ilya are forced to figure out whatever it is they're actually doing.
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- Part 2 of boston bear shane hollander propaganda
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04 Jul 2026
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When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.
Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane's relationship first-and decide that instead of letting their captain move to Ottawa, they'll just kidnap his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.
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- Part 1 of (We Could Be) Something Great
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- 13/?
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03 Jul 2026