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In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.
Their best isn't perfect.
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“Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”
Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –
Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”
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Bookmarked by Luna (snmkdsk)
10 Jun 2026
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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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Bookmarked by Luna (snmkdsk)
28 May 2026
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Oscar, who was mid-cast, paused just slightly. Carlos stopped beside him, watching intently.
“You’re doing well, Oscar, but you’re holding too much tension in your grip. Your dad would've said - flow with it, don’t fight it.”Or,
yet another lestappen hogwarts au but one where oscar is actually the secret-not-so-secret lestappen lovechild.Bookmarked by Luna (snmkdsk)
10 Apr 2026
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At first, Oscar couldn't figure out if it was just the jetlag that was making him feel - well, off - but by the time the first and only free practice rolls around, he is unwillingly certain that he's sick.
Oscar gets food poisoning, and it takes a village to get him through the weekend.
Or: Oscar is forced to accept the love that he does not believe he deserves.
Bookmarked by Luna (snmkdsk)
10 Apr 2026
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After all, Oscar is an eldest sibling born and bred. What’s he supposed to do, just leave Ollie to the wolves?
Oscar spots Ollie napping during the delay, and decides that it is now his responsibility to make sure the kid gets some proper sleep.
Bookmarked by Luna (snmkdsk)
10 Apr 2026