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    Shane Hollander learns there are both pros and cons to accidentally adopting a kitten with your situationship.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Biscuits in the Basket by mcshrug

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Cat Owners Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, Road Trips, Light Angst, Cock Warming, Rimming, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Developing Relationship, Exhibitionism

    Summary: Shane Hollander learns there are both pros and cons to accidentally adopting a kitten with your situationship.

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    Scent patches were mandatory for anyone participating in World Junior's, but a lot of the Russian guys Shane saw in the hotel or around the rink had them loosely attached to their necks or not quite centered over their scent gland. Shane had been on his way to his parents' car when the wind shifted, and he smelled that Rozanov, leaning against the wall and not-at-all-surreptitiously fishing a carton of cigarettes out of his pocket, must have been one of them.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Pencil in the Rest by lynadyndyn

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Knotting (Eventually), Oral Sex, Alpha Ilya Rozanov, Omega Shane Hollander, Shane Has It Real Rough In This One Due to The Patriarchy, Threatened False Rape Accusations, No one here is behaving particularly well, but again because of the patriarchy, omegaverse is just interesting as a metaphor for gendered systems of power!, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, am I working out some stuff about the current political climate? fair enough to say, Margerat Atwood wrote The Handmaid's Tale; I'm doing this, I have been wisely advised to add that this is not a bleak Atwoodian Dystopia, it's just a meditation on what it's like to navigate the expectations of the world in a body you don't reject but did not choose, aw fuck that still sounds bleak, there's also jokes! and fun soulmate shenanigans!, actually maybe a better description is Shane Hollander Has Hot Girl Problems For Tens of Thousands of Words

    Summary: Scent patches were mandatory for anyone participating in World Junior's, but a lot of the Russian guys Shane saw in the hotel or around the rink had them loosely attached to their necks or not quite centered over their scent gland. Shane had been on his way to his parents' car when the wind shifted, and he smelled that Rozanov, leaning against the wall and not-at-all-surreptitiously fishing a carton of cigarettes out of his pocket, must have been one of them.

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    For a moment, nothing happens. Then, about thirty seconds later, Ilya blinks once, then again, his expression tightening as confusion slowly takes over, trying to make sense of something that’s supposed to be impossible. Shane immediately knows that he’s freaking out.

    You’re freaking out right now, aren’t you? Please don’t freak out. Because if you freak out, then I’m going to freak out.

    “What the fuck?” Ilya yells, as he jerks back like he’s been burned, his hand ripping away from Shane’s ankle. His irises dart left to right crazily, locked in on Shane’s face as he searches for something. Shane stays silent. “What the fuck was that?”

    OR: Shane and Ilya develop telepathy while being in a situationship. It goes as well as you’d expect.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    it's too loud in here by hnjsngs

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Friends with Benefits, Friends with Benefits to Lovers, Telepathy, Telepathic Bond, Telepathic Sex, Miscommunication, Explicit Sexual Content, Bottom Shane Hollander, Top Ilya Rozanov, Frottage, Spit Kink, Sub Shane Hollander, Soft Dom Ilya Rozanov, Blow Jobs, Coming Untouched, Dirty Talk, Mutual Masturbation, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Light Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, References to Depression, Hurt/Comfort, Soulmates

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    For a moment, nothing happens. Then, about thirty seconds later, Ilya blinks once, then again, his expression tightening as confusion slowly takes over, trying to make sense of something that’s supposed to be impossible. Shane immediately knows that he’s freaking out.

    You’re freaking out right now, aren’t you? Please don’t freak out. Because if you freak out, then I’m going to freak out.

    “What the fuck?” Ilya yells, as he jerks back like he’s been burned, his hand ripping away from Shane’s ankle. His irises dart left to right crazily, locked in on Shane’s face as he searches for something. Shane stays silent. “What the fuck was that?”

    OR: Shane and Ilya develop telepathy while being in a situationship. It goes as well as you’d expect.

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    “Seeing you smile like that, it makes me want to give you all of this,” he called out, making a sweeping gesture across the ice.

    Shane turned back to look at him, eyes bright, and laughed. “Canadian Tire Centre? I know you’re rich, Rozanov, but an entire arena is a pretty big real estate investment.”

    Ilya pushed off, skating to a stop in front of him, knowing his expression had morphed into something serious. “Hockey, Hollander. It should have been yours.”

    Or, everything that happens when your dreams don’t come true.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    ghosts we've always known by impetuous

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Career Ending Injuries, Event Planner Shane Hollander, Autistic Shane Hollander, Ottawa Centaurs Player Ilya Rozanov, Rivals to Friends to Lovers, Light Dom/sub, Slow Burn, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Protective Yuna Hollander, Good Friend Scott Hunter (Game Changers)

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    “Seeing you smile like that, it makes me want to give you all of this,” he called out, making a sweeping gesture across the ice.

    Shane turned back to look at him, eyes bright, and laughed. “Canadian Tire Centre? I know you’re rich, Rozanov, but an entire arena is a pretty big real estate investment.”

    Ilya pushed off, skating to a stop in front of him, knowing his expression had morphed into something serious. “Hockey, Hollander. It should have been yours.”

    Or, everything that happens when your dreams don’t come true.

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    After leaving behind his last job, Ilya threw himself into a new profession: making and selling all things one can pickle. His week revolved around the Sunday farmer's market. Everything seems simple and predictable until a new vendor arrived late in the season.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    No Friction, Just Chemistry by Vee (Vera_DragonMuse)

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Rose Landry/Svetlana Vetrova, Luca Haas/Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau

    Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, farmers market, abuse of the word artisnal, no beta we die for the pickling

    Summary: After leaving behind his last job, Ilya threw himself into a new profession: making and selling all things one can pickle. His week revolves around the Sunday farmer's market. Everything seems simple and predictable until a new vendor arrived late in the season.