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In the five days between beating Mexico and facing Norway in the World Cup quarter-finals, Jude Bellingham is supposed to be recovering, practicing, and studying how to stop Erling Haaland.
Instead, they're texting.
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- Part 1 of Haalingham Collection
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17 Jul 2026
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“If I told the media that I missed you like a brother, what would you say?”
“These are some next level mind games ahead of the match, Jude,” Erling snorts. Not that there’s anything remotely funny about what they’re talking about.
“Erling,” Jude tries, and it works, not because Erling is pathetic, but because this is the first time he’s heard Jude call his name in over a year.
So actually, maybe that does make him a bit pathetic. Whatever.
Or,
Jude is good at the whole self-discipline thing. But just ahead of England's match against Norway, it all comes crumbling down when he thinks of Erling, when Erling thinks of him, and when the internet thinks of the two of them together.
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17 Jul 2026
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"Isn't it about time that you find someone?"
Erling let out a confused sound, looking up from his phone, the audio of an Instagram reel still running. His eyes met with Martin's, who was already looking at him with a grin. "There is no way you are the most sought-after alpha in our team, and you are still single after all these years."
"But I am not?"
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15 Jul 2026
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If it was 800 AD, Haaland would be raiding distant shores and killing wild boar on the ice. Instead, it’s the year 2026, so he’s been planted on a football pitch instead and pointed towards the other goal, and he’s storming the opposing team like it’s war, knocking over players like he’s in armor and they’re starving villagers with wooden swords. Jude has always thought so, at least.
He’s always thought too much about Haaland.
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Amidst Erling Haaland’s meteoric rise to fame during the 2026 World Cup, he gets shipped with his former teammate, and one of the few omegas in the league—Jude Bellingham.It’s closer to the truth than people think.
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15 Jul 2026
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Shame washes her in dusky pink, hidden by the night sky, as her boss and her Hinge-find shake hands.
"Nice to meet you. I'm Jack."
"Likewise. How do you know Sam?" her date asks.
Jack throws her a look, bland and flat, and she doesn't know if she should laugh or die.
(or, three times jack crashes samira's date on accident + the one time it's on purpose)
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15 Jul 2026