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    When a meddlesome young witch intervenes after witnessing an argument between cold hearted banking executive Lan Wangji and kind-faced single father Wei Wuxian, the two men wake the next morning finding they've switched places. But there's no time for panic, as the two have to work together to ensure Wei Wuxian's eight year old son isn't traumatized by the experience. To complicate matters, calm and orderly Lan Wangji inherits Wei Wuxian's ADHD, while demisexual Wei Wuxian inherits Lan Wangji's raging libido.

    Domestic fluff, a little bit of magic, and a lot of Lan Wangji pining.

    This is crack taken seriously, and the first in a series of Bad Witch Qin Su.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Seven years after Guanyin Temple, the wounds and scars of the past still haunt the present. Determined to heal the pain and forge a new and better future, the Juniors travel to the past in the hopes that some well thrown pebbles will change everything. But not even they could have predicted the ripples their changes would bring.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    WIP, possibly abandoned, but the chapter it ends on is a decent stopping point regardless

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    “What happened to you?” Jiang Cheng demands.

    Wei Wuxian sighs. “I already said I don’t know. This conversation is so boring,” he says. “I’m hungry. Can’t we get some food? They’re all too dead,” he adds, flicking a hand at the dead Wen guards, “to be tasty.”

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    Then there’s a sound like someone hacking something up and Wei Ying comes back into the room and, with a very proud expression drops a handful of teeth on the map table. Human teeth. They’re bloody and… wet…

    “What?” Jiang Cheng asks. “What’s this?”

    “Wen Chao’s teeth!” Wei Ying says proudly.

    and

    Lan Wangji wants to hold him tight in his arms and cry. He wants to eat him out. He wants to perform an exorcism.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    "A family passed through here," the Patriarch stated. His sword appeared in his hand and he sheathed it at his hip. "It should be three dozen Wens. Where are they?"

    Lan Wangji felt his lips flatten, offended by the very notion of answering. Considering what he had just seen the Patriarch do to the Wens around them, Lan Wangji could only assume the worst of his intentions.

    Something flickered across the Yiling Patriarch's face. Then, oddly enough, he smiled. It was grim and understated, like a calm hand resting on a knife.

    "You won't tell me?" he asked. Lan Wangji didn't answer. "You didn't tell those nice Jins."

    Above an apprehensive curiosity as to what had happened to the Jins, Lan Wangji said, "Nor will I you."

    Those eyes flickered again, this time with surprise.

    "Oh dear," the Patriarch laughed softly, as if to himself. "What's your name?"

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    In the midst of fighting a losing war, Lan Wangji catches the special attention of the reclusive Yiling Patriarch. It's hard to say who is more indebted to whom.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Wei Wuxian knows how this story ends.

    Knowing, it turns out, is not the same as stopping it.

    Given a second chance he never asked for, Wei Wuxian tries to prevent a future that has already begun repeating itself. Desperately refusing to let anyone else bear the weight of what he remembers, he rearranges the chess board.

    Turns out fighting inevitability is more dangerous than facing all the ghosts in the underworld.
    Some things can be changed.
    Others only break differently.

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    19 Jun 2026

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