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Roy is blissfully happy, and hardly even freaked out by it anymore. He’s never had a sure-fire sense about somebody, but the two of them are on fucking fire together, that’s for sure.
Which is why, for the very first time, Roy is challenging himself not to run away.
Even though for some reason, Jamie wants to tell his fucking mum, and all his worst instincts are kicking in.
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Roy attempts a grand romantic gesture, like he's in a stupid fucking film.
Unfortunately for Jamie, his aim is little off-target.
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“I’m waiting for someone,” Keeley says, tilting her head as she raises her glass. “Think you can handle a little competition tonight?”
“I love to win,” Jamie replies confidently. She can practically feel the athleticism radiating from his body. Figures.
Keeley tries to break patterns in her career and dating life. Then she meets Jamie, who is both everything and nothing like her usual.
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Three years after his retirement from playing, former Chelsea star Roy Kent is set to return to his boyhood club for the 20th anniversary of the opening of Sunderland’s Academy of Light. The ceremony will conclude with the unveiling of a new training pitch named in Kent’s honour, a testament to his enduring impact on the club.
In 1991, a nine-year-old Kent relocated from London to Sunderland to enrol in training at the Charlie Hurley Centre, then home to the club’s youth academy. Despite interest from other clubs, Kent chose Sunderland on the same day he received their offer. When asked about his decision, the young player simply said, "My grandad loves Sunderland, so I do too."
On a road trip to Sunderland, a few detours shine a light on memories buried and words unsaid, revealing a greater task within their journey.
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Jamie shows off a new tattoo. Roy provides some perspective.
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Everyone is talking, and none of it's making any sense, at least until the door announces itself again with another horrible creak crash and someone is being all rumbly somewhere up and to the right and oh, yeah, mint, everything's going to be fine actually. Roy is here.
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21 Jul 2026
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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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09 Jan 2026
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"Yes, coach," Jamie says, breathless but still somehow goading, and he's actually trying to throw a jab Roy's way, right now, with his cock hard against Roy's hip and his lips wet from Roy's spit.
Roy is going to take him completely apart.
Just another fic where they fuck after Jamie wins a match for Roy.
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24 Nov 2025
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Cookouts, courageous dolls and nine-thousandth chances.
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13 Oct 2025
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"Keeley walked in on me one time when I was doing the kitchen windows, and I was wearing my tidying-up clothes," Jamie said. "She just assumed it was a sex thing - didn't Coach Lasso used to say a thing about assuming? And arses? Anyhow she liked it so I never said nothing to her."
"Fuck," Roy said, sympathetically.
"And when I told Dr. Sharon about it later she said that I didn't want to tell Keeley I did me own cleaning cause I didn't want her to think I was soft. And I reckon that was right. Mum would say I had a case of TikTok masculinity or something, probably"
"TikTok what? - oh, right. Like toxic. Toxic masculinity, yeah. So you don't want to - "
"Not unless you do."
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14 Sep 2025