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    Shane reached out without thinking, his fingers brushing against the rough fabric of Ilya’s jacket sleeve.

    Ilya flinched away. “Dun’ touch me!”

    Shane blinked, thrown. “What the - ”

    “I already have boyfriend!” Ilya declared, pulling his jacket around himself like a shield. “Are practically engaged!”

    Shane just stared. “Ilya. It’s me.”

    “Only my boyfriend may unwrap me.” Ilya announced. “Is respect.”

    Ilya gets drunk and refuses to be touched by anyone except his boyfriend. Unfortunately for Shane, Ilya does not realize his boyfriend is the one taking him home.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    'This is what happens when the social media manager for the Ottawa Centaurs just finished rewatching the entirety of The Office for the 3rd time'

    “What a fucking nerd,” Ilya laughed, his eyes following Shane across the ice. The camera swung between them before eventually landing back on Ilya.

    “I want to eat him,”

    Luca blinked at him, horror slowly etching onto his face.

    “Like...sexually or...literally?

    Behind the camera, Harris cleared his throat to remind them of his presence. Ilya’s eyes never left Shane, who was still berating Troy by citing some charts from his clipboard.

    “Yes,” 

    Haas looked into the camera in utter fear.

    Alternatively, The Office Fic

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Shane heard the blade coming down right by his ear. The schlick of it as it sliced through the ice, echoing in the arena, the place eerily silent in a way Shane had never witnessed before.

    Then, a gasp.

    Or, Shane Hollander takes a blade to the throat.

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    17 Jan 2026

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    World famous Quidditch players Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy hate each other.

    But they don’t, not really.

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    03 Jan 2026

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    “—and I will only admit it to you because you are my sister but I swear my heart stopped at least five times during that whole ordeal, I really didn’t want to be taken out by a grenade stuck in an ambulance with Chuuya of all people—”

    “Wasn’t there that old guy in there too?” Akiko interrupted him to ask from the other side of the couch.

    Dazai waved her off, almost spilling wine out of his glass in the process. “Sure, but if I had died there with Chuuya it would have almost been like a double suicide—”

    “Would it qualify as a suicide if it was an accident? That Chuuya guy doesn’t sound like he was trying to blow you up on purpose. I would argue that maybe he would be interested in some different kind of blowing—”

    “Akiko, do not finish that sentence. Haven’t you heard about how annoying he is? I could write ten books about it.”

    Or, a skk firefighters AU + Chuuya single dad AU
    (Yes, this is inspired by the TV show 9-1-1 but you don’t have to have watched it, I promise.)

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    27 Jan 2025