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Maintaining Professional Boundaries by unkat
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
11 Aug 2024
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Chilchuck admits he knows the art of safely restraining one's coworkers. Laios wants to learn more. It requires hands-on training.
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20 Jan 2026
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this side of paradise by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 May 2025
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a sex pollen fuck buddy fic.
For the record: the whole thing is Peter’s fault.
They’re sitting on a rooftop, nearing the end of patrol, when Peter decides to jab Fate right in the eye and flip her the bird for good measure.
"—and I was sure it was about to be a sex pollen disaster, but thankfully," Wade says, knocking on his temple for good luck, "just some classic, springtime eau d'jizz from those pear tree things."
“There is no such thing as sex pollen,” Peter snorts derisively.
Wade points accusingly at him.
“Now you’ve done it! You’ve Invoked the Trope! We’re doomed by the narrative now!”
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18 Aug 2025
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Nothing beats having your very own troll for a pet. Smarter than dogs, cuter than kittens! They’ve always been here. You can cuddle all day! Or have them help you with your chores! Tell them all your secrets. Don’t have a troll in your household yet? No problem! Isn’t it great how they show up on your doorstep all on their own? Begin your new life today.
Trolls love you. Trolls are your friends.
John Egbert is afraid of everything
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14 Aug 2025
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Closed Loop System by One_of_Them (greenbean_paste)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
29 Jun 2025
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Unit Communication Log:
SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
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13 Aug 2025
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we were walking with a benediction on us by hygarden
Fandoms: The Bright Sessions (Podcast)
25 Jul 2023
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Mark tries not to think about it.
When he’s in bed late at night, only ever late at night when the rest of the world is asleep, with his hand in his pants he tries very hard to think about good things, normal things.
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06 Aug 2025