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Brassicus is a tired, slightly bitter man who also happens to be about 50% Gogoat. His wife left him, his new boss is putting him through the ringer, and worst of all, he's just met a man half his age who is forcing him to grapple with the one thing he hates most about himself. He is pretty funny, though. And cute.
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Ten years ago Bobby was transported to another world to save it. He became a legendary hero, got engaged to a princess, and wielded an enchanted khopesh against great and terrible foes. Then he returned home to Connecticut, and life moved on. He grew up, and his heroic deeds became nothing but fond memories.
Until today.
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Strange Behavior by squidpizza
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
23 Jan 2026
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Ever since it evolved, Samson's Obstagoon has been acting strange. Clingy, reckless, disobedient, getting into his personal space... It kind of weirds him out. He looks online for answers, and gets a weird idea into his head. It can't be true, though, it's silly. It's the kind of thing you see in pornos, it doesn't happen in real life. And yet... And yet...
Obstagoon is having a hell of a time keeping its trainer Samson's life from completely falling apart. He should be proud of it, but all he seems to do is push Obstagoon further away, like he's afraid of it. He keeps overreacting to the most innocuous things, like a playful lick across the cheek or checking if his clothes are clean (they usually aren't.) Something's obviously up, but Obstagoon can't tell what... And it's not like it can just ask. So much could be avoided if it could just ask.
(I wanted something that explored the trope space of "disobedient newly-evolved pokemon fucks its trainer" but flipped the dynamic on its head. I really liked the specific idea of the trainer and the pokemon reading situations completely differently, the trainer interpreting animal-like behavior as sexual, or protectiveness as possessiveness et cetera.)
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The sequel to Lynel Mask is now in development by squidpizza
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
23 Dec 2025
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Several years ago Edoh, a bookish and risk-averse monster researcher, did something incredibly stupid that almost got him killed. He has spent every day since wanting to do that again. And again. And again. And, after the Upheaval, he might finally get his chance.
But he's not the only one who's been waiting.
(This was originally posted to my Patreon about a month ago. Uploading here for everyone to enjoy)
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The Erlking and the Hart by squidpizza
Fandoms: Der Erlkönig | The Erlking - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (and Schubert)
20 Dec 2025
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O King of Hunters,
King of Beasts,
Bless our Arrows,
Bless our Feasts.
On moonlit nights,
We hear your call,
And let you hunt,
For sake of all.Since time immemorial the Erlking has hunted all manner of beast. On a snowy winter night, he sets his sight on a new quarry. The game never ends; only the players seem to change.
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Fandom Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
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