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Taking care of curly hair was a process, a pain in the ass really. But at least the shampoo smells nice.
Four chapters of Gaz getting dicked down because the 141 thinks his hair smells good.
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22 Jun 2026
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Five years after the world was ravaged by a zombie outbreak, what remains of humanity has learned how to survive in their new apocalypse. In their new normal, the dead wander the earth with insatiable appetites, families have been ripped apart, citizens have been abandoned, and the Reds thrive amongst the chaos.
When an unfortunate run-in with some Reds and an inconveniently-timed thunderstorm forces Soap to separate from Price and Gaz during their hunting session, he finds himself washed up on the doorstep of a wooden cabin. Only he's not alone.
Soap should probably be more worried about the masked stranger with a furrowed brow pointing an arrow at his chest, but there's something intriguing about him, secrets hidden deep within his heart and walls impenetrably built up. And even more shocking is the fact that the stranger allows him inside to take refuge.
What starts at that moment which neither realize is the beautiful unfolding of a love story between two people who were meant to find each other. It's about learning to trust again, the power of forgiveness, finding hope in the world that has ripped everything from you already, and falling into the arms of someone who will love you unconditionally.
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09 Jun 2026
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Frozen freezer treats are a good way to beat the heat, but they can serve other useful purposes, too.
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08 Jun 2026
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Offices are boring. Or that’s what John MacTavish had always thought, at least. Twenty-six years on the earth, and he’d managed to avoid the concept of a desk job until one fateful evening with his closest friend, his friend's boss and too many vodka cokes. Kyle Garrick had landed him the dream job he never thought he wanted.
The dream wasn’t really the work, though. More the hunk of a man in the office across from his, with a mysterious demeanour and masked face.
Bolts, Nuts & Papercuts is a story laced with daft British humour, too many trips to the pub, and a chance to follow along with two steamy office romances. Johnny and Simon, an unlikely duo who find they have a lot in common after Johnny goes through a rough breakup, and Price and Kyle, who navigate not only their boss and PA relationship, but the relationship with Price’s family from his former marriage.
But perhaps most importantly, this is a story about life. All the ups and downs, the parts that make us laugh, and cry, and all the emotions in-between.
Written by a disgruntled British office worker, I hope this silly, campy, maybe slightly over-the-top story brings you more joy than I get from the coffee machine at 08:00.
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24 Mar 2026
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while you're twisting, i'm still breathing by bluelunamoth
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
12 Feb 2025
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“Yeah, I break up with her and then what? Move into my summer home with all the money I have? It’s not that simple.”
“You figure out the logistics later! Breaking up is just the first step and then you figure the rest out.”
He tried to slide out from under the car, but Kyle put his foot out. “Fuckin’ hell, Gaz. She’ll lose her shit if I dump her for no reason.”
Kyle was, apparently, not buying it. “‘No reason.’ For fuck’s sake, Tav, she’s been shagging her boss for months now! And she’s a fucking Tory .”
“I don’t know that for certain, and she’s not a Tory.” Maybe. “That’s just her family.” And he really didn’t know if she was cheating: that was the whole fucking problem. Breaking up because he didn’t love her anymore was way less likely to satisfy their families and prevent a series of passive aggressive retaliations than because Sandra was cheating on him. But he didn’t know if she was.
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Soap is stuck in his relationship and no longer in love with his fiancé but he doesn't know what to do nextSeries
- Part 3 of In Every Universe One Shots
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24 Mar 2026