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It's been almost a year since Jimin was ripped from his forest home and tethered to this godforsaken superstore by a shady witch - almost a year of being unable to be seen or heard by any other living being. With nothing left to do to kill time other than playing pranks on unsuspecting employees, Jimin is shocked to find that the equally shocked new employee Namjoon can see him. Despite being pretty sure he's going insane, Namjoon promises to help Jimin break free of the magic that binds him to the store.
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Arrest Warrant by snapdragonpop007
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
24 Dec 2025
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"What was that all about?" Peli asked.
"My idiot husband." Luke answered. "Watch Grogu for me, will you? I gotta go get him before he gets arrested."
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- Part 14 of Star Light, Star Bright
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20 Jun 2026
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Come and Be Welcome by pixie_rings
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
13 Feb 2022
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After a severe hyperdrive malfunction, Din, Luke and Grogu find themselves stranded for a week on a familiar planet in the middle of nowhere.
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- Part 5 of A Softer Epilogue
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31 May 2026
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“Ohhh,” Rocky trills. “Rocky understand now. Grace embarrassed because Grace is bad at kissing.”
“I’m not embarrassed.”
“Grace is a little embarrassed. Grace say Grace bad at kissing,” Rocky says triumphantly. “Very sad that is Grace’s situation. Sad, old man, bad at kissing.”
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31 May 2026
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Din stared at familiar blue eyes. Eyes he never expected to see again. Luke, the boy who used to wear ponchos and had hair that never seemed to lie straight at the back, was the same person as the Jedi in front of him who he had just witnessed taking out a dozen of dark troopers without breaking a sweat.
He felt like his whole brain short circuited and uttered the only thing that his mind managed to conjure up.
”Are you a Jedi?”
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28 May 2026
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pilot study (knowledge gaps) by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.
Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.
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pollenamoeba fic you (never) asked for.Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.
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24 May 2026