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A response to this prompt on the Prometheus Kink Meme:
http://prometheuskink.livejournal.com/851.html?thread=75603#t75603(For the love of God join me in writing this pairing. SO LONLY U GUISE)
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Parallels by stage_master
Fandoms: Dark Knight (2008), Donnie Darko (2001), Joker - Fandom
24 Dec 2025
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A Donnie Darko/Dark Knight crossover story.
Sort of Brokeback Mountain on hallucinogenic drugs.
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This little fucker is smirking and all Numbers wants to do is rip his shit-brown goddamn eyes out.
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Hoop just came to this tourist trap on an academic whim. Then he had to meet Actual Good Person Alpha Chief Brody.
It’s absolutely the shark that makes him postpone the Aurora. -
You Speak and I’m on Bended Knee (I’m Weak) by stage_master
Fandoms: Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story (TV 2024)
30 May 2025
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“He had a sharp nose and head with full, healthy hair, and was dressed in a white button-up shirt that looked crisp and too tight on his body, with slacks hanging low on narrow hips. There was stubble along his jaw and exhaustion beneath his eyes despite the well-kept mustache and soft blue tint of his irises, but somehow neither of those things took away from him. If anything, they added something unfairly charming. He smelled faintly of cheap cologne and cigarette smoke, and something sweeter underneath that reminded Healy vaguely of oranges.
Healy frowned when he noticed that the man’s blond hair was exactly the same shade of June’s usual beehive hairdo.”
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Four times Jackson Healy thought about kissing Holland March, and one time Holland March kissed him. (Plus one bonus chapter at the end)
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17 Jun 2026
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Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.
“Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”
March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”
“Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”
“Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”
For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.
Incriminating.
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16 Jun 2026
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It was a stupid fucking idea. That had already been established beyond reasonable doubt. However, Healy was not entirely opposed to stupid ideas, and often encouraged them, even passively, just to see what happened. That's how he ended up here, wasn't it?
It seemed to happen in a blur. It wasn't like there was a discernible point in which he could've thrown up his hands in disgust, or exhaustion, or- or-
“Y'like?” March was leaned up against the orange wood of his bathroom door frame, the pale backlight lighting him up like a star. “Is it convincing, at least?”
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Holland March taps into his feminine side for a case. Jackson Healy, despite himself, also really wants to tap into March's feminine side.
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16 Jun 2026
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I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboards by clinicallyfine
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
14 Jun 2026
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Sick and tired of seeing March flirt with their clients, Healy finally snaps.
In what Healy finds to be a very reasonable reaction to this, he bends March in half, makes him cry and pounds him so hard he can't walk anymore.
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16 Jun 2026
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i think im bad at summaries but here
lets pretend Holland can express his feelings without alcohol, and that him and jack are trying to be sneaky together because they don’t know how Holly will react to them being together.
They’re not that sneaky..
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16 Jun 2026