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    They met regularly in between games, and when they didn’t meet, Ilya came back to the same boring documentary. “This is Shane Hollander’s fortress of solitude,” the TV announced and his dick already knew what it meant.

    He seemed to never get tired of watching how his muscles tensed around his thighs when he pushed his hips in the air, or how his toned arms looked fucking strong stretched like that. Ilya was sure Shane picked those boring ass clothes with nothing in his mind in particular, but fuck, that tight shorts looked so tiny on him–

    And there he was. Cumming again, like a teenager, watching Shane Hollander show his yoga skills for a lame documentary.

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    Ilya tests Shane's flexibility since he hasn't got the balls to tell him he would like to see him do yoga positions for him

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    02 Jun 2026

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    In late 2014, celebrity photos start dropping. Ilya deletes his texts, his photos, a video he should never have taken. It isn't soon enough.

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    31 May 2026

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    “You are famous like Rose Landry?”

    Hudson has to laugh at the animosity with which Ilya says the name. “No, not as famous.”

    “So you are not famous and you are bad at hockey.”

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    Hudson Williams wakes up in Shane Hollander’s body.

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    28 May 2026

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    Jane
    Are they both bad?
    Do you hate them?

    Ilya
    Have been having a mild breakdown, sorry
    You see, my boyfriend sent me two photos of himself wearing glasses when he knows that this makes me insane man

    Jane
    Oh come on
    You literally see me in them everyday!

    Ilya
    I do
    And I have had an orgasm every day for the last 421 days
    You see the connection, yes?

    Ilya does lots of boring things with Shane. They are his favourite things in the world.

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    06 May 2026