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  1. Public Bookmark 57

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    Armand, Lestat's social media manager, has a thing for a witty smug assholes. Daniel Molloy has some fun with it.

    Or: Papi Daniel Molloy enjoys being a vampire and knowing a young pretty boy has a crush on him.

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    12 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    Misanthropic florist Armand must determine whether it was fate or fortune that brought the object of his affection back into his flower shop following a harrowing brush with death.

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    24 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 93

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    Hey gang, Daniel pictured himself saying upon returning to Auvergne. We went on honeymoon to Iceland and came back married, which sounds backwards, but hear me out—it’s kinky, it’s a kink thing, we’re doing kink. It’s also like a game of gay chicken? Except involving a total lack of prenuptial agreements and the transferral of millions of dollars of property, investments, and liquid cash. Imagine marriage before feminism, but make it gay and kinky. Like that, that’s what we’re doing. For sex reasons. Because it gets us off like crazy, you would not believe how hard it’s getting us off. Well, you will believe soon enough, actually, from the way we are about to behave in public. Sorry not sorry.

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    In which Daniel takes his turn holding the reins, Armand gets to rest while processing his trauma with as much kink as possible, almost no one in the coven bats an eye at their antics, and love unlocks eternity.

    (Sequel to "Daniel Molloy's Incredible Showstopping World Famous Model Train Extravaganza for Children and Easily-Awed Vampires (Please Knock)". Updates weekly on Saturdays)

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    23 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    When his enigmatic boy, decades removed from the young man he had once been, looks up, it is his own eyes that stare back at him. And in these, his mirrored eyes, Armand sees something like recognition.

    Armand, for all his languages, all the years bearing down on his shoulders, has no words. No words, which might begin to explain why this, the monstrosity he now cradles in his arms, has been his greatest act of cowardice yet.

    Or, an elaborate attempt to figure out what happened after San Francisco and Dubai.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Dennis is not a big drinker. Apparently, the other Pitt staff are. 

    (alternatively: dennis drunkenly tells robby how much he'd like to climb him like a tree. robby deals with this responsibly.)

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    24 Mar 2026