stormus
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Fifty Shades of Earl Grey by MadamMortis, stormus
Fandoms: Fallout 4, Fallout (Video Games)
28 Dec 2019
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Not many know the true tale of Allen Lee. Weapons vendor, missionary buster, card-carrying ignoramus and all round local hothead, most assume him a straightforward creature prone to thoughts no deeper than a gnat's hot tub. For the most part, they would be right, for as his father once told him forcefully, as with all things his father undertook, and at a volume sufficient to enrage neighbours and indelibly impress upon young minds beset by even the most persistent of wanderlusts, 'no man ever lost themselves to introspection! Thinkin' never chopped wood, bludgeoned Yao Guai nor smith'd gun!' However, beneath the abrasive exterior, all-pervading equal parts irresistible and intimidating manly musk, and beard so mighty potential conquests never seen again quite clearly remain lost within lies not only a shamefully weak chin, but the layered and complex personality of a deeply sensitive and lonely soul. One that once found light through the stifling fog of its childhood in the cool, soft curve of the most delicate of tableware.
For only a real man may know the soft caress of finest bone china...