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a very self-indulgent drawing of dave shucking the clam.
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just a little doodle of dave and karkat in lingerie.... perhaps a bit of a peep show too
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- Part 1 of Explicitly Davekat (art)
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what the title says. you have been warned.
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- Part 2 of Explicitly Davekat (art)
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Karkat got like this sometimes.
Dave wasn't sure if it was a weird troll drone cycle thing, just a "hey I'm a guy in my prime" thing, or just a purely Karkat thing, but sometimes Karkat would just get insatiably horny for a few days every couple months. Like, fuck-or-die levels of horny. And honestly Dave would be lying if he said he didn't secretly enjoy the hell out of it.
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Meeting Kankri... doesn't go well. How could that guy be Karkat's hero?
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- Part 3 of Flip it and Reverse it
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Dave Strider rides into your shop every month in black, thick-soled boots and jeans so skinny you don't understand how the idiot can even walk in them. Each time, you not-so-nicely inform him that no, his Ducati doesn't need a tune-up, just like it didn't need one last month. And the month before that. He just laughs, like you're making a joke.
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20 Feb 2024
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"As you may know, today's Thanksgiving. So I decided to put on a special show in case anyone's in need of a little company. Or if you just wanna ignore your family and hang out with me," he snorts softly. "That's cool too. It's time for some hard core viewer appreciation, so go wild. Ask me anything."
A fifty buck tip immediately rolls in. "Or I guess I'm getting naked, you horny assholes." He chuckles quietly. "Not that I'm complainin'."
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14 Jan 2024
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The Finer Points Of Plantsitting by LandOfMistAndSecrets for shittyminiboss
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Jul 2017
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Jade & Davepeta are taking off on a presumably romantic weekend retreat. Dave and Karkat are left in charge of the plants.
It's just one weekend. There's no way this goes wrong.
Or, uh. Gets weird. Right???
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23 Nov 2023
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Karkat goes through his adult molt. Dave does his best to take it in stride.
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16 Nov 2023
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Karkat’s bulge sometimes wakes up before he does, and Dave doesn't mind that at all.
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08 Oct 2023