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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    Do I wanna know if this feeling goes both ways?

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    Gandalf decides that the best way to fight a dragon is with another dragon, only he doesn’t explain to anyone where the second dragon came from. Nor that it signed a legal contract and HAS to be apart of the quest. To be honest, the company didn’t even know dragons could read, so how could they have possibly prevented this outcome?

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Getting a sniper rifle, he thinks, should be harder. But he's a Padawan now. He has less to lose.

    He looks at Palpatine's bald wrinkly head through the scope.

    And he pulls the trigger.

    And he kills 6 movies and change.

    So no one is more surprised than Beq when he reaches 16 the Clone Wars start anyway.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.

    But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.

    He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.

    OR.

    Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    The crux of the matter is that Kakashi’s old. By the time he finally gives up the hat, he’s nearly forty and growing older, and while he’s faced death too many times to still remember to fear it, he certainly thinks about it. He can’t help it. He blames the Nidaime — staring at Senju Tobirama’s reanimated face reminds Kakashi of everything that will die with him: his clan, their history, an entire generation. The realization leaves him unsettled, and as his body starts to ache more and more, he finds himself wishing for a world in which he isn’t so alone.

    Or, Kakashi returns to the Hatake compound in an attempt to speak with his ancestors and promptly forgets that the Hiraishin is, above all else, an experimental time/space jutsu. By activating it, he finds himself in a world not quite like his own.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    “Hey sensei,”

    The voice is distant, small. Familiar?

    “I hope resting really is what you need. I don’t know what to do now. The others want to stay, but I’m…”

    His eyes crack open to a blurry mess of a world. Everything swims, and the pain in his head seems to have narrowed, shooting through his eye but deep and back and fuck it hurts to think. Overwhelming nausea follows.

    That small voice dissolves into the quiet, choking hiccups of someone trying to hide their tears.

    Her hair is bright, bubble gum pink. It hurts to look at. She looks real.

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    His name is Hatake Kakashi. He is a jounin of Konahagakure no Sato. He doesn’t feel like that’s true. Something is very wrong with him.

     

    He is thirty-five years old, a university student for the second time, hardly attached to his country, let alone his town, and he was a teenager when he last properly watched Naruto. Waking up as the traumatised goofy teacher guy must be some kind of joke.

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    16 Mar 2026