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    “So? We’ll take one of my eggs and mix it with some of Dickhead’s sperm in some lab somewhere and insert it back?” Jason asked.
    Babs sighed and gave him a stern look. “Do you need to be so crude?”
    “Sorry” Jason said.
    “The problem is, as I have already broached to Miss. Gordon and Mr. Grayson." Leslie gave him a meaninful look. "Your body is a bit of a Fort Knox ever since your encounter with the Lazarus Pit.”

    Or, Babs can't get pregnant so Jason guilt trips himself into playing surrogate.

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    Frank gets silver poisoning. His pack protects him.

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    10 Aug 2015

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    An online message board devoted to a cult fantasy author wrestles with his baffling final book.

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    In which omegas sometimes submissively urinate, Jason starts having accidents around Dick, and Dick is really, really into that.

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    21 Nov 2025

  5. Rec 67

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    ...or something like that.

    [[
    Jason tried to get wise fast… he really did. He tried to process what Slade had just told him in a way that actually made sense. “Just tell me if I’m way off in the weeds with what I understand of this mission… please. Because right now I sort of feel like you’re telling me that you want me to go undercover as a topless male server so a bunch of dangerous men can paw at my chest long enough for me to plant a bug and a tracker on your prize-winning hog of a target… is that about right?”
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    Slade/robin week 2024, Theme: Undercover

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    23 Sep 2025