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“...Naruto, Pluto hasn’t been a planet for 15 years.”
“Hey! Viva la Pluto, fuck you! Tell him, chat!” Naruto blows a raspberry into the mic that cuts off after the first half-second anyways, which Sasuke’s ears appreciate very much.
“That is an abomination of English,” Sasuke counters dourly, headshotting a few enemy Fanatics. “It should be el Pluto. Pluto is a masculine noun. Also, do the raid mechanics.”
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Sasuke Uchiha (somehow) makes a career out of streaming games online and crosses (virtual) paths with Naruto Uzumaki, who happens to do the same thing. They fall in love over late night voice calls and nerd humor.
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21 Jun 2026
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talk to me dirty; talk to me sweet by thesweetestdream
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
28 Jun 2026
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Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.
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Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.
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06 Mar 2026
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Right There... by AcesBases
Fandoms: Invincible (Cartoon 2021), Invincible (Image Comics)
01 Sep 2025
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You find yourself stranded in the woods during an invasion, you call out to the only person who might be able to help you, Mark Grayson. Your best friend and next door neighbor, who you just so happen to know is the hero Invincible. But what happens when instead of your Mark, you're met with the very individuals invading your planet...
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When various versions of your best friend invade the planet you learn you mean something very different to them.
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31 Mar 2025
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WIN CONDITION/LOSE CONDITION by jinchuuriki (naturecalls111)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
17 Jan 2025
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Sasuke's never really babysat anyone before, but he's pretty sure it doesn't usually involve being taunted by a kid in front of your crush.
or: Sasuke Uchiha vs. the World, where Sasuke must defeat Naruto's 7 evil board games to get into his pants.
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16 Feb 2025
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“Urhm,” there's a little commotion behind him, like some dude is walking back and forth, “I’m guessing you don’t sell ramen here?”
No fucking shit. Half the walls are composed of supplements and vitamins.
“No,” he doesn’t turn around. God, what a fucking idiot.
“Oh,” the guy seems a bit confused and disappointed with his exhale, “I see.”
Sasuke is not having a good day, “you definitely won't be seeing the ramen here.”
or, cute-meet Sasuke and Naruto at a health food store.
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16 Feb 2025