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As far as Kyle's concerned, cheating's off the table. Cartman shouldn't complain; studying has its advantages.
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China’s new DeepLeek AI, an artificial intelligence that can analyze any person’s actions in order to perfectly replicate and predict their future actions/response, is revolutionizing the digital world—too bad it’s banned in America. The only workaround? A third party offering a $100,000 valued account with a two-day free trial. Eric Cartman, determined to exploit that 48-hour deal, needs it in order to work around every possible way Kyle could combat his schemes. He formulates an uncrackable password, hidden in invisible ink on a slip of paper sewn inside his hat. Foolproof.
Until he gets logged out. And loses the hat. To Kyle.
Now, Eric must break into Kyle’s room to recover his password to keep him from going a hundred grand into debt—but what he finds may be a better deal than what DeepLeak has to offer.
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Cartman gets Kyle a vibrator for his 18th birthday— as a joke, of course. Kyle would never ever in a million years actually use the thing.
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“Just saying, if you’re taking another hit, you should share it with me,” Mike says, and Will slowly tilts his head, drinking in every word. “It just makes sense. Like, mathematically.”
Will’s reddened eyes narrow, bewildered. “Mathematically?”
“If there’s two hits left, we’d each only get one,” Mike explains. “But if we shotgunned, we’d both get two.” God, this is the best idea he’s had in ages. He should’ve stolen Will’s weed, like, months ago. “That’s like, bang for your buck. This is simple math, Will Byers. Keep up.”
In which it’s well past midnight in New York, Will can’t sleep, and Mike feels like they barely know each other anymore.
So, they get a little high. Mike is very normal about all of it.
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30 Jan 2026
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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18 Dec 2025
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"If there was a God, Winston did not know it. He had never felt the immediacy nor the comfort of a higher being in his presence. The only exception was right now, with O’Brien."
Six years later, Winston Smith finds himself back in the Ministry of Love.
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03 Oct 2023
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Will needs a date to his mom's wedding. Mike volunteers.
“I have an idea,” says Mike.
Ice cubes form in Will’s stomach. “How dangerous is it? Like, should I call Dustin to talk you down, or should I call Nancy to be ready to drive us to the hospital?”
“No,” says Mike, “you can’t tell anyone or it won’t work.”
“Or what won’t work?” Will asks. It’s like picking up a rock you know a spider will be under.
Mike gets up and closes Will’s door. Hopper doesn’t make them keep it open but sometimes Will does anyway, because every now and then lying around alone with Mike on his bed just makes his chest ache too much. If the door is open he can tell himself You can’t do anything right now, someone will see.
Mike leans back against the door. His eyes are lit up with that special maniacal gleam that the Wheelers get right before they do something insane, like when Nancy says, “Then we have to go kill Vecna ourselves,” or whatever. “Take me to the wedding,” says Mike.
“Yeah,” says Will slowly, “you’ll be at the wedding. Obviously.”
“As your date."
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14 May 2025
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Rick and Jerry end up in one of those classic fuck-or-die scenarios, ft. our old pal mild angst. Only non-con in the sense that they're mutually drugged against their wills. It's kinda crackish but there is a little heart in there.
TAGS ARE SPOILERY but heed them anyways it's intense in places 🖤
Now sporting a sequel chapter that nearly quadruples the word count and had me absolutely rolling around on my bed giggling and squealing
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29 Apr 2025