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You Can Lead a Bard to Healthcare by telarna for tablelamp
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
18 Dec 2023
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- but you sure can't make him drink!
Except, hang on, that's a lie; Holga absolutely can and will force medication down Ed's throat, she's got zero mercy for anyone who isn't Kira or a questionably attractive halfling man preferably carrying freshly scalloped potatoes, but. Where was he going with this.
Look, it's a metaphor, okay, Ed's working on it. He'll get back to you when he can see in a straight line again.
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Tales From Bunny Mountain by telarna for enemyofrome
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2019
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The auntie freezes. “Ah,” she says, and swallows. “That is to say…” Her fingers tighten around the basket, and she goes on, despairingly, “Has Lan-er-gongzi not… spoken to you? Of the Thousand Freedoms spirit cleansing array and its… side effects?”
“A-yi,” Wei Wuxian says gravely, still petting the rabbit, “it is safe to say that he has not.”
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What’s a little grand theft dino between friends?
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Forces Impressed Thereon by telarna for valmora
Fandoms: Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch
17 Dec 2016
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"Every body perseveres in its state of rest, or of uniform motion in a right line, unless it is compelled to change that state by forces impressed thereon." - Isaac Newton
Thomas returns to the Folly in the wake of the defeat of Henry Pyke.
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I'm Open (To Falling From Grace) by buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Mar 2026
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Yue Qingyuan isn’t sure what changed after his last mission with Shen Qingqiu, but whatever it is, he prays to all his unknown ancestors that he can manage not to ruin it.
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14 Jun 2026
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rabbit heart by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jun 2026
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By the time Shen Jiu came to Cang Qiong, Qiong’s Ding’s Head Disciple had been in seclusion in the Ling Xi Caves for seven years.
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14 Jun 2026
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Courting Disaster by CherriChou for TK_DuVeraun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jun 2026
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Shen Yuan’s smugness lasted up until Shen Qingqiu whisked him off to the Bamboo House, where Shen Yuan was meant to brew and serve his shizun his first pot of tea as official head disciple. Shen Qingqiu didn’t dump it on his head, thankfully, but he did give Shen Yuan a rather unnerving warning:
“If you have the nerve to present qianyuan in the future, this master will make sure you regret it for the rest of your life.”
Yikes! What the hell was someone supposed to say to that? Got it, I’ll make sure to control this completely uncontrollable fact of nature? Talk about unfair!
Shen Yuan transmigrates into a cannon-fodder NPC in an omegaverse version of PIDW. He tries his best to make the most of it—with a few stumbling blocks along the way.
Look, he doesn’t need to know all the ins and outs of omegaverse customs, right?
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13 Jun 2026
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Masochism by Prim_the_Amazing for Kolleh
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Aug 2024
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“I’ll do it.”
Shen Qingqiu stares at him blankly for a long moment.
“You’ll… do what?”
Yue Qingyuan feels the same way. What did he just suggest? But despite himself, he continues.
“If you-- if you feel the need to visit a brothel, then-- just come find me instead. I won’t expect anything from you, including gratitude, and I won’t tell anyone about it either. That way it’ll be… it won’t cause you any trouble.”
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Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu start an arrangement.
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09 Jun 2026
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Leaning in close, Harvey murmurs, “You’re awfully mouthy for this early in the evening.”
Mike tilts his head, flirtatious confrontation as the car rolls to a stop. “Bit early in the evening to be discussing my mouth, don’t you think? Sir?”
“Tell you what,” Harvey muses lowly. “You make me look good tonight, I’ll do more than just discuss it. Fair?”
Mike gulps and nods, light-headed, and he doesn’t think it’s from yesterday’s blood loss. He can feel Harvey’s breath on his lips, smell his cologne, subtle and smooth, thinks maybe he’s gonna get luckier than he’d hoped, and then with a smirk Harvey reaches across his body and cracks open the door. “Out,” he commands, and Mike sighs, hauling his tired ass out of the car. Figures.
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07 Jun 2026