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  1. Public Bookmark 2274

    Mystery Work

    Part of Private Privy Priv
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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    20 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    The thing is, there was a brief point in time in which he could have told her – not all of it, not details, not the real truth of it – something like there’s a boy but he has to be a secret, and she of course would have kept that secret. Like she kept Sasha a secret, like he kept her worst boyfriends and best girlfriends secret. A brief window between when the thing with Shane became something worth mentioning, and before he got greedy, got desperate, and fucked it all up.

    Ilya has some conversations with Svetlana as he goes through the torment nexus and finds out what's on the other side.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    He’s just about to light up when hears his own name: 

    “Ilya Rozanov?”

    Ilya turns. The man approaching him is smiling as he approaches.

    He’s a little awkward, Ilya thinks, then the man holds out his hand. 

    “Shane Hollander, I thought I should introduce myself.”

    Total fucking dork.

    Ilya shakes Hollander’s outstretched hand and resumes lighting his cigarette.

    “Oh, um, I don’t think you’re supposed to smoke here,” Hollander says. He’s looking over Ilya’s shoulder, at the no smoking sign two feet away. 

    Ilya exhales. “Don’t worry. I brush my teeth before shoot.” 

    Hollander blushes, a baffling response considering that he’s probably going to have Ilya’s dick in his mouth within the hour. “I wasn’t, um. Thinking about that.”

    He has freckles, Ilya notices. Shane Hollander has freckles. He has freckles and a pretty mouth and a bit of a baby face. God, they’re going to do numbers. 

    Shane and Ilya collide on the set of a porn shoot early in their careers. Things escalate from there.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Jaw Man flicked his middle finger up at Ilya, who didn’t seem to mind, and gestured towards Shane and Hayden with raised eyebrows. “The f*** are you even doing right now, man.”

    Ilya said briefly, “Orgy.”

    “Uh,” said Shane, “no, that’s not—”

    Ilya grinned at him. It was a mean-edged grin but something about it seemed to suggest that he was joking with Shane, rather than about him. “Oh, he speaks.”

    “We’re not here for an orgy,” Shane said to Jaw Man. “We’re missionaries with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.”

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    01 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 74

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    The possibility presents itself like one of Al-Hashimi’s last-minute fixes: field tracheotomy. Do or die. A leap that cannot be un-taken.

    God, Victoria thinks, am I really about to lose my virginity to this skinny white nerd?

    Victoria's night out takes a wild turn.

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    01 Apr 2026