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    5 times the Centaurs and other GC friends think Ilya is being a pushy or bossy twat to Shane, and one time they see Shane's true colors.

    Aka, that one time Shane walked Ilya like a dog in front of the Cens and they all had to recalibrate their opinion of their captain's relationship

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Luca moaned softly, hiccuping as he started to hump Shane’s thigh, his messy, perky cock dribbling sloppily into the fabric of his boxers. Luca could stay there forever, nose deep in Shane’s armpits, basking in the scent and the feel until his hips were pistoning forward, getting caught in the leg holes of Shane’s boyshorts. Ilya muttered something in Russian as he hauled Luca back by the back of his T-shirt, and Luca let out a choked-off whine, nose wet with saliva and lips glistening,

    Mgg?” Luca whimpered,

    Ilya sighed,

    “You still need to be trained, yes? One little sniff and you look pussydumb already,” Ilya chided, “Would hate to see what you look like when you are balls deep. Maybe two thrusts with your pathetic puppy cock and you are cumming in my husband, hmm?”

    Luca hiccuped, sitting back and wiping his damp eyes, and Ilya ruffled his hair,

    “I think it is time to take the panties off.”

    Or

    Ilya, Shane and Luca have a threesome. Read the tags.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    “Good,” Ilya praised, his voice thick. “So good for me. Taking my hand so well.”

    Then with a final careful twist, he pressed his thumb alongside the four fingers, curling his whole hand into a loose fist. He began to push.

    The sound Shane made was inhuman–a guttural, choked scream.

    (or, Shane's boyfriend doesn't make him cum. Ilya needs to fix that)

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Shane sees his ex at a cafe and texts what he thinks it’s a dud number to look busy, little does he know it belongs to Ilya. Shane uses the thread to use as a reminder for stuff he has to do. Ilya enjoys reading what this mysterious man does until he gets a text at 3am.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander is a UFA on July 1, 2019 at 12pm Eastern. An Unrestricted Free Agent, or UFA for short, is a player of a certain tenure whose contract has ended and can sign with any team of their choosing. If it were anyone else, a player walking to his UFA day would strike fear into the fans and managers hearts. They could lose a player for nothing.

    On the morning of July 1, 2019, with Shane Hollander set to test free agency, the Montreal Metros and their fanbase aren't worried. It's well documented that Shane Hollander has always held out for the best deal, and being a free agent is his leverage. Everyone knows that he’ll sign another deal with the Metros.

    But maybe everyone is wrong.

    (Alternatively: the one where Shane Hollander finds out ahead of schedule that Ilya Rozanov is lonely.)

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    07 Jul 2026