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As the Romans Do by kooksie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.
So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.
(He’s jealous.)
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31 May 2026
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Tickle by glyphsbowtie for Infinity456
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
14 Aug 2018
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Wade Wilson discovers that Spider-Man really likes to be tickled. In fact, he doesn't just like it, he loves it.
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15 Apr 2026
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Tip of the Tongue by TimidTurnip
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Jan 2021
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One glance down and an eyeful of just what Wade keeps in his pants awakens something in Peter he wishes he never knew existed.
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15 Apr 2026
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time after time by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
14 Jan 2026
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“Please,” Peter says, followed by a sentence he never expected to come out of his mouth. “I’ll do anything.”
Deadpool stills. Peter didn’t even realize he was moving — swaying, shifting, breathing — until he stopped. “Anything?”
Or: Spider-Man needs a favor. In return, he offers to have sex with Deadpool once a week for an entire year. Any time, any place.
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10 Apr 2026
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a luxury few can afford by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Mar 2023
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"I charge extra for being shot at. I mean, it's not like being shot at is gonna do anything except temporarily make me look even more like swiss cheese, but..." Wade takes another massive bite of his food, finishing it. "It's the principle of the thing."
"And what's the going rate for swiss cheese?" Peter asks as casually as possible.
Wade names a price with a few more zeroes on it than Peter can afford.
"Ah," Peter says.
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01 Apr 2026