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  1. Public Bookmark 93

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    “Well then?” There’s a wry smile on her face. Link wonders if it doesn’t seem a little forced. “Aren’t you going to ask me if I know any nice girls?”

    You're a nice girl, he wants to say.

    Except she isn’t.

    Because Zelda isn’t nice.

    She’s perfect.

    Suitors arrive in Hyrule for the chance to claim Zelda’s hand in marriage, much to the chagrin of the Princess and her chosen knight.

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    25 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    “It’s just… I’m sick of being a goody goody. I just wish I could be a regular teenager. At least in some small ways.”

    “I don’t know how much I can help you with that,” he says. “I really don’t have as much experience with these things as you think I do.

    “Yes, but you at least have a frame of reference. You grew up around normal people. You at least know where I could start…”

     

    Zelda is sick of being called a goody two shoes. Link just wants to help. Shenanigans ensue.

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    21 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Something between a gasp and a sigh had graced his senses. The nape of his neck prickled icy-hot, and when she suddenly stopped, the sound of his pulse quickening was so loud it was heavy.

    Hyrule’s hero had kept up a stream of swears in his head, breaking into a sweat. His fingers had tightened around the cloth of his shirt. And she’d just continued — a broken hiccup here, a torturous mewl there — for what felt like an eternity.

    But it had only been the beginning of a long, very hard, night.
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    Zelda's thrilled to have a body again. Link faces off against increasingly tempting sleeping arrangements with her.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    When he was first appointed as the Princess’ guard, Link did not know what lay ahead. Top of his class, and widely considered the most capable swordsman in Hyrule, he assumed that he would live a comfortable life following the Princess around until she became the Queen, if his retirement did not come first. What he did not expect was the extraordinary and all-consuming adventure that came to be.

    And it all began with the words, "Oh, Link. I'm home."

    (Or, Link finally starts to realise how he feels about Zelda after she returns from what he assumed would be an eternal fate as a dragon. Brave enough to save Hyrule (twice), but not enough to confront his feelings head-on.)

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    04 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    Link groaned.

    “I want a baby,” Zelda said, her hands on her hips. “Are you going to give me one or am I going to have to look elsewhere?”

    “No, I’ll give you a baby.”

    “Don’t sound so thrilled,” Zelda said, rolling her eyes.

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    25 May 2026